Spot the damp comp

[Arti]

I'll tell you what another company diagnosed this as and there remedial action. It was priceless......... Answers on a postcard to " wally damp man competition. P.o box666 @ i haven't got a clues ville.

 

[irish_spread]

It must be rising damp cos no one can see it

 

[Builderboi]

Must be dampen down and say look it's wet!

 

[Arti]

Some gadgie was gonna hack it off 1 M up membrane it and board it. Said he would be done by 2pm and charge £600. Customer asked about the floor and the bloke said the membrane on the wall would solve it. Pmsl.

 

[Jgreenplastering]

I wanna say old hearths from the chimneys that were once there?


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[Arti]

I wanna say old hearths from the chimneys that were once there?


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Aye it was. No membrane fitted when they removed the old fireplaces and harths and they just banged a load of compo in the holes. It was nearly all salt when I pulled the carpet back

 

[Jgreenplastering]

Aye it was. No membrane fitted when they removed the old fireplaces and harths and they just banged a load of compo in the holes. It was nearly all salt when I pulled the carpet back

How did the idiot who quoted before with the membrane think that he'd even get w chance of it solving the issues!!! Luckily the customer wasn't as stupid as he thought?

I don't get the audacity of some people. I'd cry myself to sleep if I'd done as quoted knowing that it wouldn't actually work and they've wasted there money.


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[irish_spread]

Another cure would be to cover the walls and hearths in Vaseline and shoot the cat. Or inject it if they've got a few quid

 

[irish_spread]

Another cure would be to cover the walls and hearths in Vaseline and shoot the cat. Or inject it if they've got a few quid

The walls and floor that is, not the cat

 

[irish_spread]

The walls and floor that is, not the cat

Feck it, I hate cats. They might aswell

 

[Arti]

Rising cats is a new one. Or is it capillary cats??

 

[adapt]

I was going to say its either Piss or salts from the floor lol

It amazes me how so many people miss diagnose salts as damp. Saying that I have lost count of the amount of halfwits mistake raising damp for condensation. Argh well it keeps the money changing hands I guess lol