Shut up I'm going home

[jakejhnsn]

Did a job today for a lovely old lady, was all finished and cleaned up for 3 o,clock. Then she started talking to me! An hour an a half later she had told me her whole life story! I just didn't have the heart to cut her short an say I've got to go! Anyone else ever get this?

 

[irish_spread]

She must have been well fit for a 70 yr old :RpS_scared:

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Aww it's a pain but you gotta love them! I worked for a lady who was 84years old. She showed me her whole wedding album and I left her house with a home baked scone and a knitted mouse she made me while I was working. Hope she's still with us :RpS_crying:

 

[beddy]

**** that. Unless shes paying me overtime im going home

 

[jesssop]

yes quite alot. im sure some people only have work done to talk to someone.

oh and my best man was one of my customers :RpS_blushing:

 

[Andy M]

Yes mate, welcome to the world of domestic work, shes probably some lonely old bird who doesnt see any see anybody from one week till the next. Repeat work is a certainty with this sort of customer.

 

[scottie5]

I did a job for an old dear once, I had the usual how do like your brew? I said every hour on the hour and dont butter me toast, or the bacon might slide off the end of it.
Hour later she had a full english sitting on the kitchen table bless her.

 

[Fatarm]

Yeh they love a natter when your taking them up to the bank.:RpS_wink:

 

[jmoss5]

basically frightened a breakfast out of a pensioner:RpS_biggrin:

I did a job for an old dear once, I had the usual how do like your brew? I said every hour on the hour and dont butter me toast, or the bacon might slide off the end of it.
Hour later she had a full english sitting on the kitchen table bless her.

 

[scottie5]

Think that scared her. should of seen her face when she got the bill

 

[Jurek]

Did a job today for a lovely old lady, was all finished and cleaned up for 3 o,clock. Then she started talking to me! An hour an a half later she had told me her whole life story! I just didn't have the heart to cut her short an say I've got to go! Anyone else ever get this?

what had she done with her life? anything interesting? was it like that old woman in titanic telling her life story ....?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

**** that. Unless shes paying me overtime im going home

...yes that followed my anecdote perfectly! :RpS_lol:

 

[JessThePlasterer]

what had she done with her life? anything interesting? was it like that old woman in titanic telling her life story ....?

Yeah she reclined naked on the couch at one point in the re-telling :RpS_wink:

 

[scottie5]

Did she take her teeth out..

 

[Jurek]

Yeah she reclined naked on the couch at one point in the re-telling :RpS_wink:

uhm....she must have been quite well preserved, then. wonder how she paid the bill .....:RpS_unsure:

 

[NPS]

Aww it's a pain but you gotta love them! I worked for a lady who was 84years old. She showed me her whole wedding album and I left her house with a home baked scone and a knitted mouse she made me while I was working. Hope she's still with us :RpS_crying:

did the mouse vibrate and have a remote?

 

[Jurek]

did the mouse vibrate and have a remote?

:RpS_lol:

 

[JessThePlasterer]

did the mouse vibrate and have a remote?

Are you confusing a mouse with a rabbit? :RpS_confused::huh:

 

[Jurek]

seriously, jake, all merriment aside, had she done anything interesting in her life?

did she get any photos out .....:razz:

 

[jakejhnsn]

She must have been well fit for a 70 yr old :RpS_scared:

Ya can tell your Irish!

 

[jakejhnsn]

seriously, jake, all merriment aside, had she done anything interesting in her life?

did she get any photos out .....:razz:

Y do ya think I waited for an hour an half! I dropped plenty of hints for settling the bill

 

[jakejhnsn]

Did she take her teeth out..

No I had knocked them out just before I ran off with her handbag

 

[Jurek]

Y do ya think I waited for an hour an half! I dropped plenty of hints for settling the bill

did you mention your small tool? they love that, can't get enough of it...

 

[NPS]

Are you confusing a mouse with a rabbit? :RpS_confused::huh:

no a rabbit im guessing would be too big to slip in ya fanny for the day while your at work???? a mouse on the other hand could be slipped in and the remote (which a rabbit doesnt have) could be left in ya pocket or a colleague's :RpS_blushing::RpS_wink:

 

[jakejhnsn]

did you mention your small tool? they love that, can't get enough of it...

No but I did have it hanging out my zip! Must be a bit more forward next time!

 

[Jurek]

No I had knocked them out just before I ran off with her handbag

it's all coming out, now. you are one sick individual .....:-0

 

[Jurek]

no a rabbit im guessing would be too big to slip in ya fanny for the day while your at work???? a mouse on the other hand could be slipped in and the remote (which a rabbit doesnt have) could be left in ya pocket or a colleague's :RpS_blushing::RpS_wink:

:RpS_laugh: you know your own tricks too well!

 

[jakejhnsn]

it's all coming out, now. you are one sick individual .....:-0

Oops it Jus slipped out! Bit like the small tool

 

[jakejhnsn]

:RpS_laugh: you know your own tricks too well!

Ye he's sounding a bit frustrated there! His mrs mustn't be as game as these old birds!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

no a rabbit im guessing would be too big to slip in ya fanny for the day while your at work???? a mouse on the other hand could be slipped in and the remote (which a rabbit doesnt have) could be left in ya pocket or a colleague's :RpS_blushing::RpS_wink:

:RpS_lol:

 

[jamesthefirst]

Did a job today for a lovely old lady, was all finished and cleaned up for 3 o,clock. Then she started talking to me! An hour an a half later she had told me her whole life story! I just didn't have the heart to cut her short an say I've got to go! Anyone else ever get this?

Yes all the time, I even politely listen to callers selling me something before saying "no thanks." :RpS_cool:

 

[flynnyman]

It's more annoying when your sat outside the bank and they are inside yapping then you have to drop them off home again

 

[user_removed]

Give me a lonely old bird over a clever, pen pushing Forman any day of the week.

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