I got to a new site early one morning busting to 'lay a cable' and stumbled around in the dark until I found some old outbuildings where it was laid .
When the sun came up I realised I had been parked next to the toilet and had sh#t in the store room next to the site agents office . As he walked me into the office to sign in he reeled back and said a fox must have got in ! Must have been a bloody big fox I thought