Please help - why is my ceiling like this?

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No it doesn’t. I’ve contacted someone local who is going to come and look for me. Thanks to everyone for the helpful responses.
 
No you won’t be able to feel it .
I had one on a staircase wall that had a velux above it you could only see it at a certain time when the light hit it , I had to board over and re scim . I put it down to the plasterer leaving first coat too long without flattening it in , I have seen it a lot
 
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