Plasterer Needed for a Project in Switzerland

[Stevieo]

i don’t know how big your feather edge is bof, but you’re bragging tonight.

I feel like a rose between two thorns in that line up.

More like toilet paper between two butt cheeks

 

[smoother09]

your not gonna get someone out there without more of a incentive anybody decent over here is busy! Although it sounds nice it’s just another job and hassle of getting tools over and sorting materials ect ect ect! If Greta sucks me off while sat on a cow with me flexy at hand wi some cnt yodaling I may reconsider

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Sounds like josef fritzel is out of prison and needs a new cellar soundproofed

 

[Casper]

your not gonna get someone out there without more of a incentive anybody decent over here is busy! Although it sounds nice it’s just another job and hassle of getting tools over and sorting materials ect ect ect! If Greta sucks me off while sat on a cow with me flexy at hand wi some cnt yodaling I may reconsider

I’m sure he could slip on a dress and a blonde wig?

 

[John j]

If I didnt have family I.d of been up for this except I.ve seen that film hostel

 

[Stevieo]

If I didnt have family I.d of been up for this except I.ve seen that film hostel

They wouldn't miss you.

I've done it before. I'd probably do this if it was just skimming

 

[John j]

They wouldn't miss you.

I've done it before. I'd probably do this if it was just skimming

Might be . I.ll come do mon to wed

 

[Stevieo]

your not gonna get someone out there without more of a incentive anybody decent over here is busy! Although it sounds nice it’s just another job and hassle of getting tools over and sorting materials ect ect ect! If Greta sucks me off while sat on a cow with me flexy at hand wi some cnt yodaling I may reconsider

It is a hassle but there's plenty to be said about the old busman's holiday so long as you're compensated for it.

Customer gotta realise it's a 2000 mile four day drive

 

[zombie]

This is only pheasible if both parties already know each other.

Pure madness from bothsides if not!

 

[Stevieo]

This is only pheasible if both parties already know each other.

Pure madness from bothsides if not!

That's a good point. When I did it before I just assumed that the customer wasn't a madman and it worked out okay.

If he had been I'd have been sunk i suppse

 

[John j]

That's a good point. When I did it before I just assumed that the customer wasn't a madman and it worked out okay.

If he had been I'd have been sunk i suppse

Bet he said opposite

 

[Stevieo]

Bet he said opposite

Maybe he did but he still gave me a big handful of fifties at the end of the job

 

[John j]

Maybe he did but he still gave me a big handful of fifties at the end of the job

To get rid of you

 

[Stevieo]

To get rid of you

It worked too.

I went straight to Manchester and spent it all on s*x and drugs and rock and roll

 

[John j]

It worked too.

I went straight to Manchester and spent it all on drugs

Was it reward for finding his dog you had nicked

 

[Stevieo]

Was it reward for finding his dog you had nicked

I've never nicked anyone's dog.

People leave them lying around sometimes, that's all.

 

[Stevieo]

Was it reward for finding his dog you had nicked

Which one anyway?

 

[John j]

Which one anyway?

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Same floor so same thief lol

 

[John j]

Been out today . From top and bottom. Thought the silly c**ts were gonna push each other off at one point

 

[Stevieo]

Same floor so same thief lol

Want to buy a dog?

 

[John j]

Want to buy a dog?

I.d never have another

 

[Stevieo]

I.d never have another

I've got a caravan with no f**k**g wheels as well. Do you a good price

 

[raggles]

This is only pheasible if both parties already know each other.

Pure madness from bothsides if not!

I dunno, Marshy did that one in France a few year back

 

[Stevieo]

I.d never have another

You'd suit the yellow one I think.

 

[DTBWFC]

your not gonna get someone out there without more of a incentive anybody decent over here is busy! Although it sounds nice it’s just another job and hassle of getting tools over and sorting materials ect ect ect! If Greta sucks me off while sat on a cow with me flexy at hand wi some cnt yodaling I may reconsider

I would like to think that I can make it worth someone’s while.

 

[DTBWFC]

That's a good point. When I did it before I just assumed that the customer wasn't a madman and it worked out okay.

If he had been I'd have been sunk i suppse

Do you fancy doing something abroad again?

 

[Stevieo]

Do you fancy doing something abroad again?

I don't do any rendering is the thing.

 

[DTBWFC]

I don't do any rendering is the thing.

As in external rendering?
To give you a rough idea, I need 4 rooms completely replastering and the ceilings need to be ripped down (currently a wooden board system which clips together and nailed into joists). It’s quite a bit of work. If you want to see pics etc. just let me know.

 

[paulf]

As in external rendering?

Thats what he ment.

 

[stuart23]

Which one anyway?

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There not dogs, this is a dog.

 

[Stevieo]

There not dogs, this is a dog. View attachment 52608

Wow. You do a bit of moonlighting as security or what?

 

[Ritch]

Which one anyway?

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Dog napper

 

[John j]

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f**k me it's even got a pink harness

 

[billymultifinish]

Free flights and accommodation. Niiiice. Only caveat is he’s supplying the workwear. Chaps and a big moustache

and there’s a basement and gimp suits

 

[Stevieo]

Dog napper

I prefer the term rescue if it's all the same to you