Plaster over artex ceiling

[ChrispyUK]

Text book

 

[ChrispyUK]

He just likes to pretend that he's a proper plasterer mate ! Just do the right thing and humour him mate !

I’m not a proper plasterer mate, and everyone knows it. I am the best proper non plasterer though!

Check out the CHD


Oh you can’t!

 

[Spitandpolish]

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I’m not a proper plasterer mate, and everyone knows it. I am the best proper non plasterer though!

Ok ! No need to take a massive cream puff mate, only a piss take ! Such is life and all the rest !

 

[ChrispyUK]

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Ok ! No need to take a massive cream puff mate, only a piss take ! Such is life and all the rest !

You’ll get there mate

 

[Spitandpolish]

I’m not a proper plasterer mate, and everyone knows it. I am the best proper non plasterer though!

Check out the CHD


Oh you can’t!

I'm now intrigued ! Can you plaster a ceiling ?
If so, would it be a nice piece of plasterwork, in your opinion ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

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You’ll get there mate

Maybe you'll get there, where it really matters, mate .

 

[ChrispyUK]

I'm now intrigued ! Can you plaster a ceiling ?
If so, would it be a nice piece of plasterwork, in your opinion ?

Ceilings are the easiest

 

[Spitandpolish]

Ceilings are the easiest

So why do you say your not a plasterer ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Ceilings are the easiest

Would it be a nice piece of plasterwork ?

 

[ChrispyUK]

Would it be a nice piece of plasterwork ?

The best

 

[Spitandpolish]

The best

Ok , good for you . So, why do you claim to not be a plasterer ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

The best

That's subjective, just for the record .

 

[ChrispyUK]

So why do you say your not a plasterer ?

I’m a multi trader (a turder/chancer) mate.

I’m not a dedicated plasterer, just a chancer of the trowel. Don’t pretend to be otherwise, but I do a good job…I think.
Mrs Jones is happy anyway.

 

[Spitandpolish]

I’m a multi trader (a turder/chancer) mate.

I’m not a dedicated plasterer, just a chancer of the trowel. Don’t pretend to be otherwise, but I do a good job…I think.
Mrs Jones is happy anyway.

Mrs Jones doesn't know if she's going for a shite or a haircut !
Not mine or anyone else's problem ! Enough already .

 

[ChrispyUK]

Mrs Jones doesn't know if she's going for a shite or a haircut !
Not mine or anyone else's problem ! Enough already .

I know the difference. I have a conscience.

 

[Spitandpolish]

I know the difference. I have a conscience.

Ffs, IM NOT SERIOUS, IM JOKING !!!!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Ffs, IM NOT SERIOUS, IM JOKING !!!!

I know. I also had a hand in setting up the fishing section on tpf

 

[Spitandpolish]

I know. I also had a hand in setting up the fishing section on tpf

You know, whatever you boys want to get up to in your spare time is neither mine nor no one else's business ! As long as nobody got hurt........well that's enough about that then.

 

[ChrispyUK]

You know, whatever you boys want to get up to in your spare time is neither mine nor no one else's business ! As long as nobody got hurt........well that's enough about that then.

Danny is the boss. Myself, Essex Andy, Bobby Jack suggested the tpf fishing section. Danny implemented it and it’s grown to be the best fishing thread on a plastering site in the world.

 

[Spitandpolish]

Danny is the boss. Myself, Essex Andy, Bobby Jack suggested the tpf fishing section. Danny implemented it and it’s grown to be the best fishing thread on a plastering site in the world.

Well bully for you ! You must be bursting with pride !

 

[Spitandpolish]

Danny is the boss. Myself, Essex Andy, Bobby Jack suggested the tpf fishing section. Danny implemented it and it’s grown to be the best fishing thread on a plastering site in the world.

 

[Spitandpolish]

Danny is the boss. Myself, Essex Andy, Bobby Jack suggested the tpf fishing section. Danny implemented it and it’s grown to be the best fishing thread on a plastering site in the world.

I'm not a fisherman/angler, I do however really like the program "river monsters" by Jeremy Wade. What a fantastic show that is !

 

[ChrispyUK]

Well bully for you ! You must be bursting with pride !

It is what it is. There’s not many sites like TPF these days. It’s just nice that people still have relative freedom to speak their mind and have a laugh whilst passing on a bit of info. Totally respect the majority on here

 

[paulf]

Tell me you've not got a secret command post too ? Ffs ,

Its a secret.

 

[paulf]

Mrs Jones is happy anyway.

Never shuts up about it.

 

[Cockney1]

I'm not a fisherman/angler, I do however really like the program "river monsters" by Jeremy Wade. What a fantastic show that is !

It’s fisherthem geez.

 

[Spitandpolish]

It’s fisherthem geez.

Ye saw that a while back, F*****g ludicrous ! Wade advised them on the term "angler" , top man !

 

[Skullduggery]

Ive never understood the thing of waiting for pva to go tacky because the skim will 'stick' better. Waiting for it to go tacky just means its the earliest you can skim nothing to do with it adhering as it re-emulsifies?

 

[essexandy]

Ive never understood the thing of waiting for pva to go tacky because the skim will 'stick' better. Waiting for it to go tacky just means its the earliest you can skim nothing to do with it adhering as it re-emulsifies?

Well don't tell us, get on to every PVA manufacturer and tell them they've got it all wrong.

 

[Skullduggery]

Well don't tell us, get on to every PVA manufacturer and tell them they've got it all wrong.

I did mate....they told me to come here.

 

[essexandy]

I did mate....they told me to come here.

Please tell me your actual name is Doug.

 

[Skullduggery]

Please tell me your actual name is Doug.

You can call me what you want to sweetheart.