Overboarding Bedroom Ceiling : advice appreciated

[Casper]

She can go back doon to her G** lover in London. Wee lesbo

 

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What about staggering the joints ? any advice and tips appreciated.
Thanks
Iain

Yes, stagger them

 

[Stevieo]

Yes, stagger them

Big joist mid board or something, apparently.

 

[Deleted member 46546]

You're ceiling has cracks in so to remedy the issue you're going to board it yourself without any idea how to do it. The perfect plan

 

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Depends on the ceiling it goes onto , if the joists are weak, it'll crack ,
Boards perpendicular to joists , use a brick pattern

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Depends on the ceiling it goes onto , if the joists are weak, it'll crack ,
Boards perpendicular to joists , use a brick pattern
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If the joists are weak another 3mm (12.5mm) won’t make a blind bit of difference!! How many ceilings have you done that the joists are weak ?

 

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Big joist mid board or something, apparently.

Yea an have so much waste he could double board the ceiling

 

[Retired Spread]

There's one on the other side of the room Carl, one on each side instead of one in the middle of the room.

ye got 2?

fk me that's even worse

 

[johniosaif]

member: 12606"]
Depends on the ceiling it goes onto , if the joists are weak, it'll crack ,
Boards perpendicular to joists , use a brick pattern

If the joists are weak another 3mm (12.5mm) won’t make a blind bit of difference!! How many ceilings have you done that the joists are weak ?
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You need another few weeks with me, it takes time but eventually it'll sink in, ps 12.5 minus 9 is 3.5 ,over 30 percent stronger , an example you.may follow is , in a 20mph speed limit A was travelling at 27 mph, will he explain to.the nice policeman what difference that makes to the kid in the road or will he accept that he's wrong

 

[superspread]

If the joists are weak another 3mm (12.5mm) won’t make a blind bit of difference!! How many ceilings have you done that the joists are weak ?

You need another few weeks with me, it takes time but eventually it'll sink in, ps 12.5 minus 9 is 3.5 ,over 30 percent stronger , an example you.may follow is , in a 20mph speed limit A was travelling at 27 mph, will he explain to.the nice policeman what difference that makes to the kid in the road or will he accept that he's wrong


9.5 Mm boards and 12.5 boards is a 3 Mm difference!!! Well it was in an English school, what you pikies were taught besides robbing is another thing altogether

 

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If the joists are weak another 3mm (12.5mm) won’t make a blind bit of difference!! How many ceilings have you done that the joists are weak ?

You need another few weeks with me, it takes time but eventually it'll sink in, ps 12.5 minus 9 is 3.5 ,over 30 percent stronger , an example you.may follow is , in a 20mph speed limit A was travelling at 27 mph, will he explain to.the nice policeman what difference that makes to the kid in the road or will he accept that he's wrong
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25% stronger btw

 

[zombie]

F*****g numpty dunt even know the boards are 9.5 mot 9....what a balloon knot!

 

[zombie]

Though he is right to use 12.5

 

[johniosaif]

F*****g numpty dunt even know the boards are 9.5 mot 9....what a balloon knot!

Yep,tired brain

 

[johniosaif]

You need another few weeks with me, it takes time but eventually it'll sink in, ps 12.5 minus 9 is 3.5 ,over 30 percent stronger , an example you.may follow is , in a 20mph speed limit A was travelling at 27 mph, will he explain to.the nice policeman what difference that makes to the kid in the road or will he accept that he's wrong

25% stronger btw
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It's not 25 percent stronger ya dope ,it's 33percent stronger , so English sometimes