One for theclemo

[Pug]

Based on actual events?

 

[Builderboi]

Brilliant

 

[theclemo]

Pmsl here in bed.

 

[Rossi46]

Pmsl here in bed.
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Keith, are you actually a plasterer or are you just someone whose bed ridden and pretends to be a plasterer for entertainment

 

[theclemo]

Keith, are you actually a plasterer or are you just someone whose bed ridden and pretends to be a plasterer for entertainment

Lol am in bed right now

 

[theclemo]

I went and looked at a job today then went home and got back into bed. I might do some work tomorrow might.

 

[Pug]

Don't overdo it mate.

 

[theclemo]

Don't overdo it mate.

I'll be using the ritmo if I do get in. It will be doing the work

 

[Pug]

Get a lad to take it off the van for you.

 

[theclemo]

Just got a text

 

[theclemo]

Still no reply lol

 

[Pug]

Although I think I work less than you, I really wish I had your turn of phrase. I'm far too polite.

 

[theclemo]

Just got off the phone to him. My mate is doing the plumbing on the job and he told him to text me to see my reply. My mate bet him that I would tell him to f**k off. The 2 c**t's taking the piss out of me.

 

[PlasterCraftDundee]

Surprised you're able to text with that thumb!

 

[theclemo]

Although I think I work less than you, I really wish I had your turn of phrase. I'm far too polite.

I can be polite sometimes. That job he was texting me about its Friday it booked in for.

 

[theclemo]

Surprised you're able to text with that thumb!

I can do a lot more with it. Just ask my local priest

 

[Danny]

lol the clemo has a way with words for sure