Not True!!!!

[warriorupnorth]

The reports that Micheal Jackson has died of an heart are INCORRECT he his actually on the childrens ward having a stroke. !!!!!

 

[Phil]

Hi, new member from Chelmsford. Not a pro, just a keen amateur!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?.......Fergie will be playing Giggs in September!


Jockeys at tomorrow's race meeting in Uttoxeter will wear black armbands as a mark of respect to Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living history.

 

[Pug]

his family have isued a statement saying they haven't sen him that stiff since he watched peter pan..

 

[Phil]

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

 

[Phil]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett?.............about 12 hours!

 

[eddie]

hes been refused entry in to heaven,dont blame it on the sunshine,blame it on the buggery

 

[Phil]

Bubbles the chimp has said he's saddened at the news of Jacko's death, but will continue to cook, clean and look after the kids until Gary Glitter gets there!

 

[pftmonojetman]

Its come out Michael Jackson died of food poisoning, he ate some 4 year old nuts

 

[MUSH_9]

Youv'e got it all wrong guys reports have said it was a 50 yr old black guy. ;D

 

[ziggy2]

Micheal Jacksons ghost has been seen on the UCLA Hospitals childrens ward, apparently still looking to put the willies up young children!!

Gary Glitter has been in touch with the Jacksons, he wants Micheals phone book!

 

[ant]

is rolf harriss dead ive just heard the singer that did two little boys has died

 

[ant]

apparently bubbles tried to save him but he was only taught to suck