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www.lancashireledger.co.uk/news/2024/11/09/chris-pyuk-accrington-van-theft-slacks-scandal
BUSINESSMAN CHRIS PYUK’S BOOZY NIGHT IN ACCRINGTON ENDS IN VAN THEFT AND SLACKS SCANDAL
Accrington, Lancashire – Tuesday
Visiting businessman Chris Pyuk is facing an embarrassing ordeal after a night out in Accrington led to his van being stolen—and his cream-coloured slacks mysteriously lost.
Mr. Pyuk, a prominent figure in the property renovation industry from outside the area, attended a private gathering on Saturday evening in Accrington. Sources confirmed the event was a swingers party held in a rented terraced house just off Blackburn Road, where he reportedly became heavily intoxicated.
During the evening, Mr. Pyuk lost his cream-coloured designer slacks, which contained his wallet, phone, and crucially, his van keys. Early Sunday morning, his grey Ford Transit—loaded with tools and important paperwork—was stolen.
His personal assistant, Doris Middleton, 58, expressed disgust at the news. “I’ve managed his schedule for years,” she said. “Finding out he left his trousers behind at some drunken key party in Accrington? Absolutely disgraceful. I’m seriously thinking about my next steps.”
Lancashire Police are appealing for information regarding the stolen van and missing slacks. Mr. Pyuk is said to be “mortified” and “deeply regretful,” but has not made a public statement.
Anyone with information is asked to contact Accrington Police on 101, quoting “Operation Cream Slacks.”