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Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
Think this is the best place to post this dreadful news...... telly’s broke!!!!

Si looks like he’s about to cry!

s**t, I’m gonna get no peace to read.

Gonna have to put my short arms into my deep pockets for a new one booooooooooooooo!!!!!
Hand jobs will pass the time. You never did send me that pic of you holding a yellow handled DeWalt screwdriver. Purple nail polish please.

Hurry up.
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Hand jobs will pass the time. You never did send me that pic of you holding a yellow handled DeWalt screwdriver. Purple nail polish please.

Hurry up.
Hand jobs? Why on earth should this be made to be all about him?!

And I don’t have any nail varnish .... it looks weird next to callouses and cuts and scars .... soooooorrrrrryyyyy
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
Hand jobs? Why on earth should this be made to be all about him?!

And I don’t have any nail varnish .... it looks weird next to callouses and cuts and scars .... soooooorrrrrryyyyy
Hand jobs.. well, he might pay you. I had a gf who accepted payment. £5 a go.

Fortune she made. £40 a day or more.
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
I’m not sure the term for that is ‘girlfriend’ ...just so you know.... unless you’re called M***y of course!
How ace is it that someone comes on line and makes such an arse of themselves that theirs becomes the name that must never be mentioned? ***** ******* etc.

What's up with treating your girlfriend like your own personal ho anyway?
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
How ace is it that someone comes on line and makes such an arse of themselves that theirs becomes the name that must never be mentioned? My Mm*n etc.

What's up with treating your girlfriend like your own personal ho anyway?
I know it’s become synonymous with f**k and s**t etc..... we should start calling people ***** heads, ***** f**k**s !

Erm... no sensible answer to the second question
 
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