Lunch break "planking" by labourer

[scotsplasterer]

This is how we amuse ourselfs at break time, can anyone beat this plank by chris the lab.View attachment 436

 

[beddy]

no

 

[kebab king]

If Beddy tried that the fatty would bend the steps.

 

[scotsplasterer]

lol i tryed it and it was like a bent bannana, hat off to you chris his bellys in some mess today bruised to hell :RpS_lol:

 

[beddy]

Cheers jj. John text me today saying he's going to do a banging s**t in some old biddys toilet today. He's sick in the head.

 

[kebab king]

I did, think she fished it out and had it on toast.

 

[beddy]

Not you, casper

 

[scotsplasterer]

who gives a fek whos shittin where and when, get on that stepladder and try and get it straight,:RpS_lol:

 

[nickelarse]

my labourer had a s**t behind someones shed today. and used some newspaper to wipe. they wouldnt let us use the toilet. he said he felt liberated

 

[scotsplasterer]

nick i had a s**t behind your house today and then i threw it across and batterd it off your kitchen window, thats what that brown mark on it

 

[nickelarse]

oh rite... thats not very nice

 

[scotsplasterer]

lol i no but i dont think its nice ruining this thread no offence though:RpS_biggrin:

 

[nickelarse]

to be fair, it was a pretty s**t thread to begin with. hence everyone started talking about poo. no offence taken nob

 

[scotsplasterer]

must be the weed im smokin never even realized, hows it a s**t thread, better than most other ones i thought it was funny so did my boys, personaly nick you wee prick i really couldnt give a fuk about s**t, as s**t is not in my vocabulary,so will take the thread off and be done with it, thanks anyway

 

[bubbles65]

maybe he needs to plank on a turd:RpS_thumbup:

 

[nickelarse]

ok spliffy. you should try some poo chat. it might give you a sence of humour. your welcome

 

[scotsplasterer]

shold have called mysellf that, spunky u gona start 2 well go for it, really no bothered, firm fuk off and get some polish **** to do it for penuts

 

[nickelarse]

spunky?

i think u are on the gear mate. try laying off it

 

[beddy]

someones ran out of rizla and used some left over plaster bag by the looks of it. man you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. i wish i was cool enough to smoke weed and brag about it. aaah, one day.