LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!

[JessThePlasterer]

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!

@Danny

At long last I would like you all to attend my coronation! The first of my name.

@vfr12
@Stevieo
@lurpak
@stuy

May my Court bask in glory! Stuy, sandwiches all round please!


@algeeman @John j have you checked your status’?

And @stuart23 ......... in your face!



Aaaaaaand I’m done. That will be all for now

 

[lurpak]

Oh f**k look at mine ! Loooool

 

[JessThePlasterer]

@essexandy @malc looking sharp!

Andy you appear to a land owner round here. Naturally I’ll be collecting taxes from now on

 

[John j]

f**k I.m gonna get done for false f**k**g advertising

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Not sure why I’m Queen Jess Elizabeth I though, my middle names Lindsey....

 

[essexandy]

@essexandy @malc looking sharp!

Andy you appear to a land owner round here. Naturally I’ll be collecting taxes from now on

You can...........

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Sorry @zombie

My Lord of Piss and Wind

 

[essexandy]

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!

@Danny

At long last I would like you all to attend my coronation! The first of my name.

@vfr12
@Stevieo
@lurpak
@stuy

May my Court bask in glory! Stuy, sandwiches all round please!


@algeeman @John j have you checked your status’?

And @stuart23 ......... in your face!



Aaaaaaand I’m done. That will be all for now

I just couldn't believe how long it took for it to be spotted. Part of me wanted to say and part wanted to enjoy you not having noticed, you thick inbreed.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You can...........

Did you fall asleep in the middle of your sentence old man?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I just couldn't believe how long it took for it to be spotted. Part of me wanted to say and part wanted to enjoy you not having noticed, you thick inbreed.

I’ve been occupied with my nose in a book.... ‘How to rule a queendom for dummies’

 

[Cockney]

Bunch of frigging brown noses!!

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Bunch of frigging brown noses!!
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[essexandy]

I’ve been occupied with my nose in a book.... ‘How to rule a queendom for dummies’

Don't you mean 'of dummies'?

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Don't you mean 'of dummies'?

Semantics..

 

[choppa]

Why doesn’t mine say a massive c**t?

 

[lurpak]

Oh get a room you two.

And a blindfold for jess n some blue pills for andy

 

[vfr12]

f**k me ! Motorcunt with a star! Even @Burt Reynolds aka Gaz , couldn’t come up with this!
I am glad I am officially back in the court













Your Majesty!

 

[essexandy]

Did you fall asleep in the middle of your sentence old man?

I was very tempted to go 'quiet' for the rest of the evening and then pretend to be my Mrs in the morning and announce that I died mid-post. You would have felt sooo bad.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I was very tempted to go 'quiet' for the rest of the evening and then pretend to be my Mrs in the morning and announce that I died mid-post. You would have felt sooo bad.

Fleetingly. Then I would have asked your Mrs to ship over your fish food remains for my exotic fish in the royal glasshouse

 

[JessThePlasterer]

f**k me ! Motorcunt with a star! Even @Burt Reynolds aka Gaz , couldn’t come up with this!
I am glad I am officially back in the court













Your Majesty!

My liege

 

[vfr12]

Why doesn’t mine say a massive c**t?

Maybe chopped mate! Sorry!

 

[John j]

Bunch of frigging brown noses!!
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Haha L.O.O.O.O.O.S.E.R

 

[John j]

Why doesn’t mine say a massive c**t?

It does says choppa

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Now now @Cockney1 ... would you like to join my court? How does Lord Of Cheeky Cockney Git sound?

 

[Simon85]

How's that happened lol

 

[John j]

How's that happened lol

@Danny been on pop

 

[JessThePlasterer]

How's that happened lol

Ah the Royal Ambassador for Ireland has arrived!

 

[Simon85]

@Danny been on pop

Few shandies too many you reckon? Lol

 

[John j]

Anyone tried to post in public bar since names been changed. Just been disallowed

 

[Cockney]

Haha L.O.O.O.O.O.S.E.R

 

[Cockney]

Anyone tried to post in public bar since names been changed. Just been disallowed

Hahahahaha!!! Dickhead! Lol. Serves ya right for gloating!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

 

[lurpak]

Anyone tried to post in public bar since names been changed. Just been disallowed

Oh John

 

[John j]

Hahahahaha!!! Dickhead! Lol

Haha it's ok now . Must of been while he opened the super secret special named gang thread.

 

[Cockney]

Now now @Cockney1 ... would you like to join my court? How does Lord Of Cheeky Cockney Git sound?

Mustard!

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

School's out kids!