Labourer/Improver looking for work

[djfleming22]

Looking for work in the Glasgow/Renfrewshire/Ayrshire area, have my own van and tools.
I had been with a plasterer for a while but he has decided to slow down and go it alone so need to find something for me.

 

[lurpak]

 

[Densel]

Jobcentre

 

[djfleming22]

I might recognise you have you ever appeared on Who wants to be a millionaire or University challenge

 

[Densel]

No mate i just throw sh#t at walls for a living..lol good luck to you

 

[Stevieo]

No mate i just throw sh#t at walls for a living..lol good luck to you

Are you a very good looking man?

 

[Densel]

Are you a very good looking man?

Depends on your type i suppose??

 

[Stevieo]

Depends on your type i suppose??

Just a generic handsome man....far from ugly. Bushy beard, muscular yet modest...twinkling eyes. That sort of thing.

 

[Densel]

Your out of luck there im more the beer drinking..fell out of the ugly tree then hit by a bus kind of guy....

 

[Stevieo]

Your out of luck there im more the beer drinking..fell out of the ugly tree then hit by a bus kind of guy....

I'm looking more and more like that as the years roll by.

 

[Densel]

Well best of luck to you.. youve got as much to look forward to as me the

 

[Stevieo]

Well best of luck to you.. youve got as much to look forward to as me the

There was a very handsome man from up your way on here recently.

We know he was handsome because he said so.

We know he'll be back at some point.

Anyone got a pic?

 

[Retired Spread]

There was a very handsome man from up your way on here recently.

We know he was handsome because he said so.

We know he'll be back at some point.

Anyone got a pic?

 

[paulf]

 

[Retired Spread]

 

[Cockney]