How to dispose of a site manager with no mess ?

[BigBish]

So basically I'm going to kill him. Any ideas ?

 

[Cornelius]

So basically I'm going to kill him. Any ideas ?

Bum him first then eat him.

 

[scottie5]

Looks like rain he'll be off to hide up in his hibernation suite I mean site office now.
Torch it.

 

[zombie]

Dig hole nice and deap I've got an engineer customer to put in with him!

 

[Dansouthcoast84]

chop him up in clinical waste.. police cant search hazzard waste

 

[lurpak]

£1800

 

[ChrispyUK]

£1799

 

[Niftyforfifty]

So basically I'm going to kill him. Any ideas ?

Chainsaw, barrel of acid, manhole, cut , dissolve, pour.

 

[BigBish]

Haha

 

[Cockney]

Feed him to the pigs!

 

[Yansa]

Read him some Vogon poetry ...

 

[Simon85]

Throw him into lion enclosure at the zoo

 

[Nisus]

Plenty of ways but you could Encapsulate the c**t in concrete then do a wallcrete stone effect on it and dump him in the sea, no one will ever know

Here's a few of my previous kills

 

[Nisus]

Or ask @imago when his next extension is
Slide him into the trench when he's putting the concrete in the footings

 

[Niftyforfifty]

Throw him into lion enclosure at the zoo

Tis a known fact that lions won't eat anything that falls out of an arsehole!

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Or ask @imago when his next extension is
Slide him into the trench when he's putting the concrete in the footings

Or, you could just use a shallow trench, couple of bags of lime at the bottom, place body on lime, then a couple more bags of lime and a light dusting of soil to cover.

Did you know that the literal translation of sarcophagus is 'bone eater'? So called because they were made of limestone. When moisture seeped through the lime it would dissolve the body in a few years and they could be reused.

Did you also know, that as lime is an alkali it breaks up DNA (Deoxyribonucleic acid ) as it's an acid. So it and any other easily obtainable alkalies like household bleach can be used for cleaning up after yourself in a number of situations.

 

[Gibbo]

Bum him first then eat him.

but he would be eating his own spunk

 

[vfr12]

Through the mtec! He wouldn’t find peace in the afterlife, and making him part of the render he might finally appreciate what you do.

 

[Dropsalot]

Drag him behind your van.........eventually he’ll dissintegrate

 

[beader]

Drug the t**t then dry bum him . Take some photos and threaten to show them to his friend and family if he ever bothers you again .

 

[Cornelius]

Got

Drug the t**t then dry bum him . Take some photos and threaten to show them to his friend and family if he ever bothers you again .

glad someone else suggested the bumming, it’s definitely the way forward.

 

[beader]

but he would be eating his own spunk

And..........?

 

[Danny]

Chainsaw, barrel of acid, manhole, cut , dissolve, pour.

You have read the book as well then

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Or, you could just use a shallow trench, couple of bags of lime at the bottom, place body on lime, then a couple more bags of lime and a light dusting of soil to cover.

Did you know that the literal translation of sarcophagus is 'bone eater'? So called because they were made of limestone. When moisture seeped through the lime it would dissolve the body in a few years and they could be reused.

Did you also know, that as lime is an alkali it breaks up DNA (Deoxyribonucleic acid ) as it's an acid. So it and any other easily obtainable alkalies like household bleach can be used for cleaning up after yourself in a number of situations.

You're one scary mother....

 

[JessThePlasterer]

You forget you all have me at your disposal.... I am woman, I can seduce, lie, manipulate, threaten and produce big-eyed tears. He will crumble before me! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! *evil plan laugh*

 

[smoother09]

Please just talk to him I'm sure you can work these problems with a open conversation,put your feelings on the table and maybe he feels the same way about you the bumming was a good suggestion!! Make him feel special

 

[vfr12]

You forget you all have me at your disposal.... I am woman, I can seduce, lie, manipulate, threaten and produce big-eyed tears. He will crumble before me! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! *evil plan laugh*

Bitch

 

[Danny]

Bitch

Lol @JessThePlasterer was more scary than @imago

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Bitch

Hey! I said these 'qualities' were at the disposal of the tpf members against their enemies! Pretty generous bitch really .....

 

[Deleted member 23452]

Lol @JessThePlasterer was more scary than @imago

Every good secret society has it's enforcer. The Danite Mormons had Samson Avard, the Chinese Hung had their Red Poles, Italian Mafia have their Piciotto, Russian Mafiya their Bratok etc. and TPF has @JessThePlasterer

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Every good secret society has it's enforcer. The Danite Mormons had Samson Avard, the Chinese Hung had their Red Poles, Italian Mafia have their Piciotto, Russian Mafiya their Bratok etc. and TPF has @JessThePlasterer

Damn straight! No one messes with my bitches!

 

[Arti]

Bung a can of expanding foam in his car