Hi everyone - I’m a consumer of the building trade! Just looking to learn about issues I’m faced with.

[Lainy107]

What has happened here?

I also have tiger stripes in other areas, lots of areas that look lumpy - never seen in any other house.

 

[Stewie03]

 

[Dollar]

What has happened here? View attachment 78990

I also have tiger stripes in other areas, lots of areas that look lumpy - never seen in any other house.

This is definitely looks like -
@ No plasterer visited your property

 

[johnzo]

Bet it looks fine with the light off

 

[jamesthefirst]

Youve met my wifes sister then?!

 

[Lainy107]

Bet it looks fine with the light off

That is with the light off. Here’s a photo of another room….

 

[ChrispyUK]

That is with the light off. Here’s a photo of another room….

Did they walk in carrying a bottle of Evian, a briefcase and 3 tape measures?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Did they walk in carrying a bottle of Lambrini, a briefcase and 3 tape measures?

 

[ChrispyUK]

How’s the high juice going down mate?

You be careful now.

 

[Spitandpolish]

How’s the high juice going down mate?

A bloody storm mate ! I'm almost at bursting point, as we speak !

 

[ChrispyUK]

A bloody storm mate ! I'm almost at bursting point, as we speak !

A single is as good as a double don’t forget. Potent stuff that Robinsons

 

[johnzo]

That is with the light off. Here’s a photo of another room….

Have to admit that’s as rough as a badgers hole

 

[Stevieo]

What has happened here? View attachment 78990

I also have tiger stripes in other areas, lots of areas that look lumpy - never seen in any other house.

What's happened is you've been caspered