Have I put weight on

[henry]

Just done a couple of ceilings today when I bent over to strap up my guts was hanging over my pants pressing on my belt buckle Ive turned into a bit of a fat t**t that's christmas for you.

 

[Casper]

Never mind fatty. It's just the middle aged spread (pardon the pun) :RpS_laugh:

 

[henry]

Do you know what she said to me casper. it's like having a wardrobe on top of her with the key still in it. You work the rest out for yourseld.

 

[Render Systems]

you must still be fit mate if your still on top.... just lay back and let her do the bloody work... im sure you do enough during the day...

 

[Casper]

Haha that's a great description!!! At least she can feel the key lol

 

[S a plastering]

always from behind cant beat it except that poo smell lol

 

[kebab king]

I could`nt imagine being fat.

 

[Casper]

always from behind cant beat it except that poo smell lol

Get her to keep her knickers on. Then just pull them to the side. It chaffes the cock but you wont smell the poo

 

[S a plastering]

Get her to keep her knickers on. Then just pull them to the side. It chaffes the cock but you wont smell the poo

ha ha ha

 

[plasterjfe]

Just done a couple of ceilings today when I bent over to strap up my guts was hanging over my pants pressing on my belt buckle Ive turned into a bit of a fat t**t that's christmas for you.

Fat Bastardo

 

[plasterjfe]

always from behind cant beat it except that poo smell lol

Bloody hell

 

[Nisus]

I could`nt imagine being fat.

I bet them white overalls you were wearing today split when you bent over to wash your trowel, ay mate?? :RpS_laugh:

 

[Nisus]

Get her to keep her knickers on. Then just pull them to the side. It chaffes the cock but you wont smell the poo

:RpS_laugh:

Why not just plug the hole where the smell is coming from:RpS_thumbup:

 

[Casper]

That's what thumbs are for mate :RpS_wink:

 

[Casper]

I could`nt imagine being fat.

You're fine figure......of 8 :RpS_laugh:

 

[Nisus]

That's what thumbs are for mate :RpS_wink:

:RpS_thumbsup::RpS_thumbup:

 

[bubbles65]

:RpS_thumbsup::RpS_thumbup:

Don't you meanView attachment 198

 

[kebab king]

Just to prove i`m not fat.

 

[bubbles65]

So why does your shadow look like an elephant leaving the room? You can see it's tail:RpS_laugh::RpS_lol:

 

[Nisus]

They'll be a bit tighter in the morning after that kebab n chips you had earlier mate.
Still can't believe you had salad with it tut tut:RpS_biggrin:

 

[Nisus]

So why does your shadow look like an elephant leaving the room? You can see it's tail:RpS_laugh::RpS_lol:

:RpS_lol::RpS_lol::RpS_lol:

 

[kebab king]

Thats a fine figure of a man, and the shaddow.lol

 

[skimmin2day]

Hes not fat.....

Now thats fat ............................ http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/13/turkey_sandwich_pannus.jpg

 

[henry]

What a fine looking man you are kebab king a credit to the trade mate.

 

[Casper]

I agree Henry. I'm going oot tomorrow to get a set of bib & brace, a wooly bunnet and a red T-shirt. Oh, and a large donner with chips!!! :RpS_laugh: