G** secction..2 lets try again!

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BetterTAX

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Synchronicity! I just saw this on my facebook timeline yesterday (think I have seen it before, but still funny):

An employee of USAir with the last name of G** boarded a USAir flight
with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came
and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. G** moved down do an
empty seat.

Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the USAir
employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have
to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still
more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of
Mr. G** and said the the man now sitting there, ``Excuse me, are you
G**?''

The man, somewhat stunned, said, ``Well, yes, as a matter of fact I
am!''

The flight attendent said, ``I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the
plane.''

At this point Mr. G**, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and
said, ``Excuse me, you've made a mistake--I'm G**!''

Finally, another man jumped up and said, ``Well, hell, I'm G** too!
They can't throw us all off!''
 

jamesthefirst

Private Member
Worked at a G** chaps house recently and when it came to paying he asked;
What can you do for cash?!
I said fcuk all mate and ran! :-0
 

Nisus

Elite Member
Just found a couple of bumders posts for in here :RpS_biggrin:


Very nice mick,it's a long
Time since I've touched moulds , used to love it in my 'youth' :RpS_crying:

I have a dark patch in the corner of the bathroom ceiling, you can call round and give that a rub if it turns you on.:RpS_wink:

Gladly,will you be led in the bath naked,lathering yourself up ready for anal entry ? Just asking ;)
 

Fatarm

Trainee mod
Dear G** section,,

A couple of "friends" Gerald and Patrick are over for a kind of a come dine with glee evening.
The dilema is...we are gettin take away,, but I****n or Chinese!!! What do you lady's recommend ????? Tikka? Bhoona ?chow mein?,satay ?
Is Korma G**? Is fried rice G**????? Please help before a bitch fight starts.:RpS_lol:
 

Nisus

Elite Member
Dear G** section,,

A couple of "friends" Gerald and Patrick are over for a kind of a come dine with glee evening.
The dilema is...we are gettin take away,, but I****n or Chinese!!! What do you lady's recommend ????? Tikka? Bhoona ?chow mein?,satay ?
Is Korma G**? Is fried rice G**????? Please help before a bitch fight starts.:RpS_lol:

Hang on it's not Gerald Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzgerald is it :RpS_scared:
 

Fatarm

Trainee mod
No one,,, unless you really want to ... arti. might be up for it tho.:RpS_wink:
.beddy. might want to do the tea bag thing..:RpS_unsure:
but he's resisting the urge......
only. criteria is ....you don't own. a machine.??
 

Fatarm

Trainee mod
.lmfao .......:RpS_laugh:
.
The king.. sorry queen bee is in:RpS_thumbsup:. nice one beddy .... ...where's Nick tho.:rolleyes)
 

NPS

Private Member
@beddy for fucksake get a grip ya sick barstard, was you looking through next doors window? is that what all the blackies do in your street
 
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Nisus

Elite Member
@beddy for fucksake get a grip ya sick barstard, was you looking through next doors window? is that what all the blackies do in your street

Bet you looked more than once though :rolleyes)
 
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SpankySouthport

Private Member
Puke.jpg
 

Nisus

Elite Member
Bingo, not much detective work needed for that though. Facebook did it all for you I suspect.:RpS_wink:

Ah I never said it was detective work marra, I just knew it was you :RpS_wink:
I didn't want to put your full last name on seen as you already have the Mac bit on here.
But yes you are correct i saw it on fb :RpS_thumbsup:
 

Jace

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sweet im in, if im goin to do it im gonna do it properly so ill go with clampy and waddleswithscissors then dan dressing me up while beddy does the ball dip
 
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