JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
I woke up like thatLooks like you got a good deal on cuprinol.
I woke up like thatLooks like you got a good deal on cuprinol.
And your a trandsgender from basildon parading as a spread
I'd check you haven't shat the bed.I woke up like that
Whats with the st pauli photoI'd check you haven't shat the bed.
How do you mean?Whats with the st pauli photo
Your avatarHow do you mean?
Profile pic even
OK get it now we have the same with Aberdeen top blokes![]()
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Aberdeen, whats the connection.OK get it now we have the same with Aberdeen top blokes
Another of them came to work in London and came to spurs gamesAberdeen, whats the connection.
Just remembered that Steve Archibald played for you guys.Last time i was in hamburg
Another of them came to work in London and came to spurs games
Yep proper strikerJust remembered that Steve Archibald played for you guys.
He's from the same place as my mum, Rutherglen.Yep proper striker
Did have a soft spot for spurs when I was kid.Archibald and crooks blinding combination
Did have a soft spot for spurs when I was kid.
I thought that was the beautiful, tall, intelligent, favourite daughter of your dad's? Otherwise known as your sister.Actually the above giff is me in real time![]()
My sister would make you look like a giant! She swears she’s 5ft but she exaggerates. Her husband’s 6ft4.I thought that was the beautiful, tall, intelligent, favourite daughter of your dad's? Otherwise known as your sister.
I like your mum already.My sister would make you look like a giant! She swears she’s 5ft but she exaggerates. Her husband’s 6ft4.
my mums first words upon meeting him was “well, don’t you two look ridiculous” lol
Oh yes
like that
right there
don't stop
these are terms that women have used when they’ve lied to you FYI
quality bants