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I’ve just started my van from my bed via the app on my phone while the peasants get busy with ice scrapers and de icers

 

[Casper]

Nice one Dollar. I see you have the heated screen and seats. Same here. My 2,neighbours were scraping frantically this morning as I casually drove off in a toasty, clear van. A wee bit smug to say the least I must say….

 

[essexandy]

Do I look like a I give a f**k?

Yes

 

[Stewie03]

What… higher than Kanes penalty?
Silly c**t knocked ET off his bike lol

f**k**g Tottenham shite to knock us out the cup @superspread

 

[Stewie03]

I put cardboard on the window screen when I get back and use my nectar card to scrape the side windows done in 1 min so stick that up your bald arse @Casper

 

[Ritch]

Well, we all saw that coming. I opened an expensive bottle of whisky to calm my nerves lol

Don’t lie again we all know u only drink Bucky u old bat

 

[Casper]

I put cardboard on the window screen when I get back and use my nectar card to scrape the side windows done in 1 min so stick that up your bald arse @Casper

Fukin peasant

 

[Spitandpolish]

Nice one Dollar. I see you have the heated screen and seats. Same here. My 2,neighbours were scraping frantically this morning as I casually drove off in a toasty, clear van. A wee bit smug to say the least I must say….

Are you driving a Yellow Transit Connect mate ?

 

[Casper]

Are you driving a Yellow Transit Connect mate ?

No

 

[Spitandpolish]

No

Are you sure about that Delia ?

 

[John j]

Get 6 pints of luke warm water. Turn engine on. Chuck half on windows. Set wipers of chuck other half on. . Drive of. Still in shorts

 

[Spitandpolish]

Get 6 pints of luke warm water. Turn engine on. Chuck half on windows. Set wipers of chuck other half on. . Drive of. Still in shorts View attachment 72664

Shorts w**k*r ! You should have been a postman

 

[Monkey Boy]

Welcome back smoother

 

[Spitandpolish]

Welcome back smoother

Silly "Monkey" boy.

 

[Spitandpolish]

No

Your driving a Lady Florists van, mate

 

[Casper]

Your driving a Lady Florists van, mate

Don’t talk to me about vans mate. I’ve had vans you could only dream about

 

[Smudger1]

Are you lot having an xmas do with aglee this year ? Looked interesting last year

I'm busy hibernating though

 

[Spitandpolish]

Don’t talk to me about vans mate. I’ve had vans you could only dream about

So what "are" you driving, mate ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

Don’t talk to me about vans mate. I’ve had vans you could only dream about

What's your "amazing" van ?

 

[Smudger1]

 

[Casper]

What's your "amazing" van ?

Great wee van.

 

[Smudger1]

Great wee van. View attachment 72667

Must be yours its in Craiglang OR Guven