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JessThePlasterer

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Knocked on this morning before letting myself in and been working away downstairs, rummaging around in the kitchen putting kettle on etc. After a few hours the guy comes down the stairs, had no idea anyone was home! Thank god I didn’t need a poo

Anyone been caught out with something thinking the house was empty?
 
I’m gonna say one of us on here has had a similar incident..........dunno who...........waiting for a set to “pull in” , have a wander about..........maybe a sneaky peak in a drawer or two.......possibly looking for porn or summat.......justfound an interesting book or a dvd or a vhs (if it were an older bloke from here)............thumbing through the pages, just got to the horny but debating whether to knock one out............when the huge pile of bedclothes on the assumed unmade bed suddenly moves, revealing a puzzled, hairy arsed nightworker husbandy type fellow...................
Maybe.
 
I’ve been caught out before. Worked for a young couple once. They spent all morning every morning in bed the lazy shits! They told me they were going to an auction and it started really early so they’d be out. I let myself in and proceeded to make myself at home with kettle etc and spent a good part of the morning calling them bone idle lazy feckers! Really loud too.
About 11.30 they roll out of bed. I could have died! The atmosphere was awful :oops:couldn’t wait to get out of there.
 
I had an occasion a few years back where I was having a sh1t day and working on a kitchen extension. I spent half the morning on the phone ripping new ones for the suppliers, skip company, window fitters etc. Proper full on sweary ranting. Then the afternoon was spent venting my spleen to the apprentice with sarcastic epithets regarding them and everyone else who'd even mildly irritated me.

The next day the lady of the house informed me that her 19 year old son had been in his room. He stayed there all day and missed college because he was too scared to come out, even pissed in a pop bottle. Apparently he said to her that I sounded like "a really angry and aggressive Carl Pilkington" and that I looked like him too, but she shouldn't tell me he said that. :risas:
 
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imago said:
I had an occasion a few years back where I was having a sh1t day and working on a kitchen extension. I spent half the morning on the phone ripping new ones for the suppliers, skip company, window fitters etc. Proper full on sweary ranting. Then the afternoon was spent venting my spleen to the apprentice with sarcastic epithets regarding them and everyone else who'd even mildly irritated me.

The next day the lady of the house informed me that her 19 year old son had been in his room. He stayed there all day and missed college because he was too scared to come out, even pissed in a pop bottle. Apparently he said to her that I sounded like "a really angry and aggressive Carl Pilkington" and that I looked like him too, but she shouldn't tell me I said that. :risas:
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What a drip! Pissing in a bottle indeed! Lol!!
 
Twice . First time i had cut and shaved a board three times . And it still wouldn't fit. Just as i lost my rag and shouted f**k off. Customer walked in and shouts hello up stairs a second before I shouted

2nd time working for a single mam. Her mate had come round and they had gone out . Other lad started at bottom of stairs bout what he.d do to em in great detail. I suddenly put my head in hand. He.s asking whats up I said sons still up stairs. 10 mins later he comes down stair and lads all you ok mate. You like leeds (had shirt on) I like leeds as well lol
 
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