Coving question

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James289324890

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My handyman put some coving up for me. There are fairly noticeable lines where the sections meet, I guess the ceiling being old an uneven hasn’t helped. It’s the cheap polymer type coving.

Is there a way to make the joins look seamless? Thanks
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James289324890 said:
My handyman put some coving up for me. There are fairly noticeable lines where the sections meet, I guess the ceiling being old an uneven hasn’t helped. It’s the cheap polymer type coving.

Is there a way to make the joins look seamless? ThanksView attachment 82259
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Bit late now.

Depends on how much is up

If you want to avoid that - and if you have a length or two about there are options.....
 
James289324890 said:
My handyman put some coving up for me. There are fairly noticeable lines where the sections meet, I guess the ceiling being old an uneven hasn’t helped. It’s the cheap polymer type coving.

Is there a way to make the joins look seamless? ThanksView attachment 82259
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To render the visible joint in the polymer coving imperceptible, one must first initialize a nano-scale chromatic phase inverter to harmonize the coving's molecular resonance frequency with the ambient photonic continuum. Apply a solution of polydimensional silicate flux, modulated at 3.14 gigapascals, to the joint interface using a quantum-tipped applicator. This will catalyze a spontaneous realignment of the polymer's subsurface lattice, effectively cloaking the seam through recursive light-wave diffraction. For optimal results, ensure the local graviton field is stabilized to prevent unintended spectral aberrations in the coving’s epsilon-zero permittivity matrix.
 
Stevieo said:
To render the visible joint in the polymer coving imperceptible, one must first initialize a nano-scale chromatic phase inverter to harmonize the coving's molecular resonance frequency with the ambient photonic continuum. Apply a solution of polydimensional silicate flux, modulated at 3.14 gigapascals, to the joint interface using a quantum-tipped applicator. This will catalyze a spontaneous realignment of the polymer's subsurface lattice, effectively cloaking the seam through recursive light-wave diffraction. For optimal results, ensure the local graviton field is stabilized to prevent unintended spectral aberrations in the coving’s epsilon-zero permittivity matrix.
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Well that's just bloody obvious.
 
Stevieo said:
To render the visible joint in the polymer coving imperceptible, one must first initialize a nano-scale chromatic phase inverter to harmonize the coving's molecular resonance frequency with the ambient photonic continuum. Apply a solution of polydimensional silicate flux, modulated at 3.14 gigapascals, to the joint interface using a quantum-tipped applicator. This will catalyze a spontaneous realignment of the polymer's subsurface lattice, effectively cloaking the seam through recursive light-wave diffraction. For optimal results, ensure the local graviton field is stabilized to prevent unintended spectral aberrations in the coving’s epsilon-zero permittivity matrix.
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Useful to know
 
Stevieo said:
To render the visible joint in the polymer coving imperceptible, one must first initialize a nano-scale chromatic phase inverter to harmonize the coving's molecular resonance frequency with the ambient photonic continuum. Apply a solution of polydimensional silicate flux, modulated at 3.14 gigapascals, to the joint interface using a quantum-tipped applicator. This will catalyze a spontaneous realignment of the polymer's subsurface lattice, effectively cloaking the seam through recursive light-wave diffraction. For optimal results, ensure the local graviton field is stabilized to prevent unintended spectral aberrations in the coving’s epsilon-zero permittivity matrix.
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