Breamless

[Casper]

Blow up doll doesn't count as a wife either

At least I can afford a blow up doll.are you still shagging a rubber glove inside a bog roll?

 

[paulf]

At least I can afford a blow up doll.are you still shagging a rubber glove inside a bog roll?

Being able to own a blow doll, is that how low we've sunk as a society.

 

[ChrispyUK]

At least I can afford a blow up doll.are you still shagging a rubber glove inside a bog roll?

Never thought of that!

 

[Casper]

Never thought of that!

Too busy wanking ?

 

[paulf]

Never thought of that!

And you being a seasoned w**k*r.

 

[Stevieo]

Being able to own a blow doll, is that how low we've sunk as a society.

I've got a wanking machine.

It was a gift from @algeeman

 

[paulf]

I've got a wanking machine.

It was a gift from @algeeman

You'll have to put batteries on your shoplifting list.

 

[algeeman]

You'll have to put batteries on your shoplifting list.

and lube

 

[themucky1]

Never thought of that!

Pringle tubes with some sponge in are better

 

[paulf]

and lube

He's got limitless access to swarfega, Steve don't steal what Steve don't need.

 

[Casper]

Stevieo would shag a jar of wasps.

 

[paulf]

Stevieo would shag a jar of wasps.

The local farmers are wise to his livestock shenanigans.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

The local farmers are wise to his livestock shenanigans.

I hear spice is a great leveller.

 

[Stevieo]

and lube

You'd think there'dbe a little tube in the box.

Wd40 not much use either

 

[algeeman]

You'd think there'dbe a little tube in the box.

Wd40 not much use either

morning mate

 

[essexandy]

morning mate

Morning Chris

 

[Casper]

Morning ladies.

 

[algeeman]

morning arseholes

 

[essexandy]

morning arseholes

I already said morning sweetie

 

[Smudger1]

Bore da

 

[algeeman]

I already said morning sweetie

morning mate x

 

[The Hobo]

Never thought of that!

you will have to put some baby oil in or u get friction burns /so my m8 told me

 

[Stevieo]

I hear spice is a great leveller.

Well it's not.

It's s**t.

 

[Smudger1]

 

[essexandy]

Unfortunately another breamless night @ChrispyUK

 

[Casper]

Watch the sugar in that Krony.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Unfortunately another breamless night @ChrispyUK View attachment 70434View attachment 70435

You’re not doing very well at the moment Mr B are you!!

Oh well...a carp better than nothing I suppose

 

[essexandy]

You’re not doing very well at the moment Mr B are you!!

Oh well...a carp better than nothing I suppose

One of my members caught four bream, I must try harder.

 

[ChrispyUK]

One of my members caught four bream, I must try harder.

Yes, much harder, much much harder!

Try ze fookin harder!