Blind plasterer required

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irish_spread

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Hi guys

An opportunity has arisen for a blind or blind and deaf plasterer for a proposed Channel 4 documentary. It would be helpfull if you had a sighted labourer and a 2 and 1 gang would attract a premium.
This vacancy is open to all UK residents, bot not those in the Northern part of Ireland.
South Eastern applicants will be given preference, closer to London the better.
Pm me for more details

Thanks in advance
 

irish_spread

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Lol, funny guys but this is a genuine opportunity for someone. They obviously don't want an A1 standard of work but obviously it would have to be of better standard than East European standards
 

jamesthefirst

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That seems like an exciting opportunity, please let me know if you hear of any projects requiring obese alcoholic plastererers. Hic.:)
 

superspread

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Hi guys

An opportunity has arisen for a blind or blind and deaf plasterer for a proposed Channel 4 documentary. It would be helpfull if you had a sighted labourer and a 2 and 1 gang would attract a premium.
This vacancy is open to all UK residents, bot not those in the Northern part of Ireland.
South Eastern applicants will be given preference, closer to London the better.
Pm me for more details

Thanks in advance

Blind plasterer and deaf fu ck me I've heard it all now:RpS_laugh:
 

Marshy

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Sounds like your after "Tommy" he's **** at plastering but sure plays mean Pinball :RpS_lol:
 

Bagrat

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Well if you can get one arm pilot then blind plasterer why not! And he must have sighted labourer er UNDERSTAMENT there I think !must be better than eastern european standard lol thats not hard one arm no eyes plasterer sorry if I offended any one arm or one eye plasterers out there!can do better finish than eastern europeans!
 

Jurek

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Hi guys

An opportunity has arisen for a blind or blind and deaf plasterer for a proposed Channel 4 documentary. It would be helpfull if you had a sighted labourer and a 2 and 1 gang would attract a premium.
This vacancy is open to all UK residents, bot not those in the Northern part of Ireland.
South Eastern applicants will be given preference, closer to London the better.
Pm me for more details

Thanks in advance

how much money are we talking :RpS_unsure: is kevin mc cloud in it :rolleyes)
 

Jurek

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i have a disability. i have no sense of smell since a childhood accident. can i be in it?
 

Jurek

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kevin wont be in it. they canny afford him. he wants 120 000 for three weeks work. might be sarah beeny :-0 or jasmine harman off a place in the sun :razz:
 

raggles

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kevin wont be in it. they canny afford him. he wants 120 000 for three weeks work. might be sarah beeny :-0 or jasmine harman off a place in the sun :razz:


Jasmine was up here filming about 6 ish weks ago walked past her on the high street and nearly walked into a post box due to a rather revealing split up the back of her silk dress :RpS_laugh:
 

Jurek

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Jasmine was up here filming about 6 ish weks ago walked past her on the high street and nearly walked into a post box due to a rather revealing split up the back of her silk dress :RpS_laugh:

:razz: lucky boy. i love her. iwatch all her shows and regularly check her homepage. she put a bit of weight on a few years back but shes lost it again now. i thought that program she did about her mum being a hoarder was very emotional and showed a different side to her that i hadnt seen before
 

irish_spread

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Could be quite lucrative, media mate of mine. I've advertised it in "another, ahem, area" and suggested ways (pepper spay) of meeting some of the criteria. That bloke Tommy in the pinball wizard thing would have ticked both boxes but cos he's a dumby aswell and can't plaster he'd be no good.
Need someone who can talk well, or at least BSL, or ISL for any blind Paddies reading this
 
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