Beeny's Restoration

[sly]

HI all
just looked at Beeny's restoration T.V programme and saw an, ornamental plaster expert make a hole in the ceiling,look at the dust and tell the age of the ceiling can that be possible ?

 

[lucius]

On TV it can

 

[bubbles65]

Yeah, there was an old Daily Mirror stuffed into the hole :RpS_thumbup:

 

[Danny]

lol carbon dating......

 

[lucius]

Any **** can make themselves look good on TV, if the house is Georgian then its a good chance the ceiling is.

 

[lucius]

Didnt realise T wat wasnt allowed.

 

[ruffdiamond]

What about makin a hole in Sarah Beeny, that girls got a proper top set,:flapper: they don't call me a spread for nowt.

 

[nickelarse]

bet her fannys a bit loose these days with all those kids falling out

 

[Gibbo]

must be like a wizards sleeve

 

[henry]

or like putting your knob in a bucket of wallpaper paste.

 

[Gibbo]

what you do in your own house its up to you henry

 

[henry]

who told you lol

 

[kebab king]

You just did, on a open forum.

 

[bubbles65]

must be like a wizards sleeve

Or a clowns pocket :RpS_thumbup:

 

[ruffdiamond]

or like putting your knob in a bucket of wallpaper paste.

I used to work wi a geordie joiner and he came out wi things like that,
" Like a bill posters bucket, all wet an sloppy" :RpS_lol:.

 

[Render Systems]

like chucking a welly down a back lane

 

[Salty]

like opening a window and ******* the sky

 

[Arti]

You must be bored salty..........diggin these old threads up marra..........:RpS_thumbup:

 

[Rhys]

Haha, a necromancer..
Had to chuckle though, another is 'Got a fanny like a bulldog chewing porridge' :RpS_laugh:

 

[Salty]

proper sick arty marra holidays after tommorow, i'll be going mental mate

 

[Arti]

proper sick arty marra holidays after tommorow, i'll be going mental mate

keep off them stray websites if ya surfing while bored..many a time ive been researching on the BG website and the next thing some bird on a webcam pops up with nowt on................maybe the BG website has been cloaned..........:RpS_unsure:

 

[Jace]

does the BG stand for big gash arti cos that would explain the whole naked bird thing

 

[Salty]

that or Big Girls? I reckon theres more to this tale like arty....so did you pay her a few hundred quid for a quick nipple slip then haha

 

[Rhys]

Busty Goers.. Booty Girls.. Big Grannies.. Bloody Gypos.. ?

 

[Arti]

does the BG stand for big gash arti cos that would explain the whole naked bird thing

Ner marra. i was doing some proper research and you know how these stray things pop up when ya surfing...........:RpS_blushing:

that or Big Girls? I reckon theres more to this tale like arty....so did you pay her a few hundred quid for a quick nipple slip then haha

im too tight to pay for it marra been a proper northerner and that

 

[Salty]

haha with you on that one marra would rather lick sandpaper than pay for a young asian bird to get her tits out for 40 quid or whatever it is. but just for a heads up drop me a pm with these dodgey websites haha