ARTEX PENISES

[georgemealy75]

CHECK THIS OUT WENT TO A JOB THE OTHER DAY ACOUPLE HAD THEIR CEILINS DOWNSTARS ARTEXED BOUT 5 YEARS AGO AND SHE WANTED THEM SKIMMED OVER . DURING THE CONVERSATION SHE SAID CAN I JUST SHOW U SOMETHING AND SHE POINTED OUT IN EACH ROOM THERE WAS A CERTAIN DESIGN IN THE CORNER OF EACH ROOM SO WE LOOKED AND COUNDENT MAKE OUT WHAT SHE WAS ON ABOUT SO SHE SAID SIT IN THIS CHAIR AND LOOK STRAGHT UP AND U WILL SEE A CERTAIN SHAPE WE WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED AT THIS STAGE AND WAS THINKIN WHAT WAS SHE ON ABOUT MY MATE WHO WAS THE ARTEXER SAT IN THE CHAIR AND LOOKED UP WITH A BIG GRIN AFTER 10 SECONDS HE TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN AND LOOK UP WHILE AGREEING WHITH HER YEAH I SEE WHAT UR ON ABOUT I STILL HAD NO CLUE SO I LOOKE UP STILL DONT C IT MY MATE POINTS TO WHERE IT IS THEN I SEE IT IN EVERY CORNER OF THE ROOMTHE ARTEXER HAD PUT A PENIS AND BALLS INTO THE PATTERN HE HAD ARTEXTED IT WAS ON EVERY CEILIN I STARTED LAUGHIN OUT LOUD AS DID MY MATE SHE WASNT IMPRESSED AS A RESULT WE DIDNT GET THE JOB BUT THE ARTEXER WHO DID IN MILTON KEYNES WHOSE NAME WAS KIETH RESPECT VERY SUPBLE

 

[Danny]

Haha

Thats very funny

I have skimmed some pretty impressive artex ceilings in Milton Keynes...lol

Never one with a didck in it

Danny

 

[flat boy skim]

CHECK THIS OUT WENT TO A JOB THE OTHER DAY ACOUPLE HAD THEIR CEILINS DOWNSTARS ARTEXED BOUT 5 YEARS AGO AND SHE WANTED THEM SKIMMED OVER . DURING THE CONVERSATION SHE SAID CAN I JUST SHOW U SOMETHING AND SHE POINTED OUT IN EACH ROOM THERE WAS A CERTAIN DESIGN IN THE CORNER OF EACH ROOM SO WE LOOKED AND COUNDENT MAKE OUT WHAT SHE WAS ON ABOUT SO SHE SAID SIT IN THIS CHAIR AND LOOK STRAGHT UP AND U WILL SEE A CERTAIN SHAPE WE WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED AT THIS STAGE AND WAS THINKIN WHAT WAS SHE ON ABOUT MY MATE WHO WAS THE ARTEXER SAT IN THE CHAIR AND LOOKED UP WITH A BIG GRIN AFTER 10 SECONDS HE TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN AND LOOK UP WHILE AGREEING WHITH HER YEAH I SEE WHAT UR ON ABOUT I STILL HAD NO CLUE SO I LOOKE UP STILL DONT C IT MY MATE POINTS TO WHERE IT IS THEN I SEE IT IN EVERY CORNER OF THE ROOMTHE ARTEXER HAD PUT A PENIS AND BALLS INTO THE PATTERN HE HAD ARTEXTED IT WAS ON EVERY CEILIN I STARTED LAUGHIN OUT LOUD AS DID MY MATE SHE WASNT IMPRESSED AS A RESULT WE DIDNT GET THE JOB BUT THE ARTEXER WHO DID IN MILTON KEYNES WHOSE NAME WAS KIETH RESPECT VERY SUPBLE

are u shure it wasnt the reflection of u looking up at it

 

[flat boy skim]

only joking ;D

 

[tex it all]

;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[nelly]

You have to be a c0ck to want Artex in the first place

 

[flat boy skim]

You have to be a c0ck to want Artex in the first place

true

 

[tex it all]

you have to have a big cock to be a artexer ;D

 

[tex it all]

thats prolly why i have to do more plastering now :-*

 

[flat boy skim]

you have to have a big cock to be a artexer ;D

no because it ends up pushing in to the artex lol

 

[nelly]

Ive never really done Artexing, I can do the Salford swirl but so can David Blunket.

 

[Chris W]

blinding! wonder how long it took em to notice! gotta remember that one....

 

[Nisus]

I'll try that one out on the next medusa ceiling ;D

 

[PhilPlaster]

brilliant ;D

 

[SLIPPY]

Or maybe try to do do an artex vagina on a ceiling sometime but then again oasis is always doin them on ceilings cause he makes a proper c.u.n.t. of them ;D ;D ;D

 

[Nisus]

Or maybe try to do do an artex vagina on a ceiling sometime but then again oasis is always doin them on ceilings cause he makes a proper c.u.n.t. of them ;D ;D ;D

 

[oasis]

Or maybe try to do do an artex vagina on a ceiling sometime but then again oasis is always doin them on ceilings cause he makes a proper c.u.n.t. of them ;D ;D ;D

that reali hurt, i dont wanna play anymore

 

[SLIPPY]

Or maybe try to do do an artex vagina on a ceiling sometime but then again oasis is always doin them on ceilings cause he makes a proper c.u.n.t. of them ;D ;D ;D

that reali hurt, i dont wanna play anymo

Just joking mate but all taken in good humour I would imagine