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Roofer2plasterer

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I Know thes are bad, You got any better?

''This ceiling is crap!'' The foreman said "Show me a worse ceiling than that and I won't sack you" The plasterer said "Come through here. Look at that one." The foreman said "You're right, that is really shite- Who did that one?" The plasterer said, "I did". ;)

How many plasterers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sparky's job.
 
I Know thes are bad, You got any better?

''This ceiling is crap!'' The foreman said "Show me a worse ceiling than that and I won't sack you" The plasterer said "Come through here. Look at that one." The foreman said "You're right, that is really shite- Who did that one?" The plasterer said, "I did". ;)

How many plasterers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sparky's job.
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what do u call a lady plasterer who also works as a prostitute ?

answer = spread eagle ;D

i just made that up on the spot :cool: lol

could i make it as a comedian :eek:
 
WHY DID THE PLASTERER CROSS THE ROAD ???????? CAUSE THERES A PUB ON THE OTHERSIDE .
 
hear about the colourblind electrician?
green to red...
red to green...
blew to f'ck!
:D
 
I done a job the other week and the customer phoned me to tell me, the walls you done are cracking i said thanks mate he said no they are literally cracking :eek:
 
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