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same down south my northern bruver,,,wtf has he been teaching them,,,havin it off the c**t i reckon

picture on left,,a good idea but i see no fixings at back of shirt to stop it rising,,,,,picture on right is a winner if it has strapping going up back of legs to shirt, good for skateboarding as well

hello all havnt been on here for a while as i have hung me tools up (some would say thank f**k), and am now teaching plastering old school styley at a college ,,,,the teacher before me had taught the kids to start floating (hardwall,, sand n cement ie) from the left hand side of the wall...

painted it too soon,,,,,1st coat of plaster leave for 3 days,,2nd coat 5 days 3rd coat 7 days and so on,,,,the lime wash id given it at least couple of months

there ya go

watta palarva

may your multi finish be creamy and spread far,,i hope ur new trowels dont give you the fan effect shudder, i hope ur hardwall is light and 10mm thick only, i hope your render sucks in just perfect giving you many early days,and above all may clients smile with pride and bung you a bit on top...

Merry xmas spreads, proud of ya iam,,rest up and go forth in new year, good luck and stand by your guns,,YOU HAVE SKILLS

an old bmw 3i bought from southampton car auctions for £100,,calipers were held on with cut nails,,,its in a book called gangland Britain outside HA clubhouse in Reading,,many police visits ensued

thought that was me done till new year but friend of a friend blah blah has me doing a heavy fan effect artex ceiling with cove member barely showing, upstairs, nice carpets everywhere tomorrow, wallpaper on walls,water from ensuite plush shower,tip dirty water in back garden in a hole in flower...

i did not know this,,,,maybe some of the damp probs in the DIY section could be down to rotting cat carcass,,i must remember this for the next one :)

its been known, gargoyles and all that

cant say ive noticed, the closest i get to any animal activity is cat s**t ,,sometimes so much if you listen carefully you can actually here my walls fart

gold star for trippy though hey,,grand poo pah before you know it

crack on,,see what you done there,,sharp

i have plastered over artex in the past that i thought was a wonderous piece of art, swirls n flowers n stuff,,it will make a comeback one day or become listed,,leave it,love it,gaze in wonder

have you read the post properly,,fella talking about fine filling a scraped artex ceiling/ceilings,,hes tried plastering one and f**k*d up big style,,i said save ur dough n get em done properly later,,your talking about tape n jointing plasterboard or have i gone really thick all of a sudden and...

good cos like i said i generally dont do PJ,s

eh,,what over pre scraped chalky artex ceilings,,,,,depends on a few things 1 wether i like customer,,,2 if the scabby arsed dog bites,,,3 if it smells ,,,i could go on,,generally i dont do pj,s

watta berk,,,as someone said save ya pennies and get it done properly,in the meantime dont look up and lay on ur front when in bed

nice bit of broken leather artex over the top n bobs ya uncle,,artex is making a comeback believe it or not

betchya a brutish mole faced fat arsed bird is behind all this

wtf has happened to modern man,,f**k the front doors jesus christ,

great googly moogly that is shite

linseed oil

kin ell that post went down well then,,,,almost like the slurry down a clients drain

i said handboard to keep em off my back savvy ?,,hawk all day long

thanks for the heads up,i shall keep my beadies open for the Hector gang,,sound like the types to smash ya face in with a handboard made of mahogany,,got to have humour to be a spread, gutty old job,,and be able to have a good old sing whilst working

thats me f**k*d then,,no-one mate 1st timer,,better than fb, and im on a ban from there so i might go a bit meek n serious on here for a tad

whats gone on here then,,,me turning a well known member has ruffled a few feathers hey,,whens the xmas party

ah ya c**t,,, like a din i fell for it again ffs

a long way up yet then,,ffs tiring innit

you can do it again mate,,wolf of wall street hoo harr,,,whats the next step up from well known member then ?

no diabetes, gout,blood pressure,,,alcohol is a drug as well

bet you do,,

a queen b would certainly cancel out 3 of those b,s for sureskins, there is often occasions where i have the rare 6b,s,,and old bunker come round share beer bifter n bebab,,no toothbrushes aloud to stay in bathroom after bath and bed,,,art ya get ya old wasp in the morn

yep,,was with her for 5 years had baby then got married,,divorced on 1st wedding aniversary,,thats life hey

mark my words,,just keep ur eye on the crooky mouthed gutter snipe c**t,,,,,she looks like her crotch could smell of piss n stuff , scottish ginger haired flacid nipples n all i betchya

fill ya boots my son,,long time dead

ive became a well known member at last, chuffed to bits iam,,do i get a hat,,,,,im very motivated to become the grand poo pah ,,i shall wear my pope hat with pride,,thankyou everybody for your support and votes hahahaha

yep seen it done,,dont polish it wax wont take,,nice flat eggshell finish,,,brings out the different colours in the plaster,,looks good

never done smack mate,,seen mates die on it,,,,just smoke n beer mate,,,last bird i had was bi sexual so i actually had 2 birds at once at one point,,all too much

dem was the days

the smoke is ok mate, it was all the LSD i done thats done the damage :)

ive had more birds than you have done metreage in skimming boy,,,cracking looking as well, make your munters look like Laura kunsberg

atta boy

blissfully single mate,,a right selfish c**t to be honest,,do what i like when i like,,,been married,lasted a year,,not for me that kind of malarky

oh no i didnt because each b has offshots ie bath + a wank whilst swigging beer

yeah mate,,thanks for asking,,