Recent content by SPREADS

Havent been on in some time ,see there has been alot of new features added fir uploading pics etc

Nice revamp

Less the piglet knows the better beddy ,

Lock up your wife's knicker drawer

Lock up the dog ,I'm not the dog sitter

Rare breed jessop,they only get one refusal and then it's " ok then "

Worked on a job once and one of the labs was a serious drinker ,he used the house owners razor and toothbrush lol

Did you have a little sniff ?

They all do

But only if her cuckold lover gets involved

Hate that Rhys.....head wrecker ,I just say I've no more plaster left

Worked in a gaff once and they had string cordoning off areas like the stairs ,the grass out the back garden and parts of the kitchen ,hanging from the string was pieces of paper selotaped on saying do not cross ,"so we'll just piss on the floor then missus "ehh

Thanks Johniosaif

Don't ask how much is it going to be I front of the lab

Don't make stupid comments ,like you must be good at icing a cake ,or buttering a slice of bread ,just tell me where the tea and cakes are and I'll ring you when I'm finished