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    Its been a while

    Havent been on in some time ,see there has been alot of new features added fir uploading pics etc
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    Nice revamp
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Less the piglet knows the better beddy ,
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Lock up your wife's knicker drawer
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Lock up the dog ,I'm not the dog sitter
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Rare breed jessop,they only get one refusal and then it's " ok then "
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Worked on a job once and one of the labs was a serious drinker ,he used the house owners razor and toothbrush lol
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Did you have a little sniff ?
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    But only if her cuckold lover gets involved
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Hate that Rhys.....head wrecker ,I just say I've no more plaster left
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Worked in a gaff once and they had string cordoning off areas like the stairs ,the grass out the back garden and parts of the kitchen ,hanging from the string was pieces of paper selotaped on saying do not cross ,"so we'll just piss on the floor then missus "ehh
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Don't ask how much is it going to be I front of the lab
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    If theres one thing the customer can do

    Don't make stupid comments ,like you must be good at icing a cake ,or buttering a slice of bread ,just tell me where the tea and cakes are and I'll ring you when I'm finished
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    New twitch ( corner trowel)....

    Lol, maybe some angle iron if that's how you look after your tools hairybear
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    Your opinion ;-)

    Lenor or comfort ,,love it ,Yankie candles and the likes .....wooooops wrong page ....wrong site....,,,I think I've being fraped
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    Your opinion ;-)

    Fluffy cotton or spring fresh ,hmmmmmmm
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    Your opinion ;-)

    Ah no probs bubbles
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    Your opinion ;-)

    Just saying ......
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    Your opinion ;-)

    Mix neat PVA through skim is similar
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    plasterer wanted

    Yea shamo ,sorry for the late reply ,just seen it now
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    I just thought it was a piss horn
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    What stilts?

    No wonder H&S were all over them ,messes things up for everyone ,no one can make bob with that kind of carry on,although in fairness ,builders were wreck less and lives were cheap not so long ago ,should be some happy medium between common sense and guntering
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    What stilts?

    We had trouble over that ,and the muppets agreed we could take them off ,as long as we put them back on when we left the house
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    What stilts?

    I'd love the scrim to rip off and slap one of those knob heads across the neck
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    What stilts?

    Yea seen that **** before,how can you skim a ceiling with a hard hat ,absolute joke ,I know exactly where your coming from ,how can anyone operate under conditions like this ,it's overkill and the contractors suffer
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    What stilts?

    Are you not allowed use them ,fine ,that's why I stay away from house bashing ,crawling around in **** ,and listening to fellas justifying their jobs ,what a load of ....
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    Garden wall

    Haha ,no bother Marra ,spell check ,only nursing a few now Marra
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    Garden wall

    Yes Arti your spot on Marra,weep holes in retainers to let the excess water run off ,FairPlay Marra happy paddys day
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    What stilts?

    Meow ,yea we have that too ,what about it
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    What stilts?

    Who's gonna stop you ,fook them
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    floating

    Turns to piss very quick if you don't watch it
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    plasterer wanted

    Good lamping dog
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    slogan ??

    Was in a local BNI chapter ,got some bits but nothing special ,a hungry fook of a builder was also in the chapter ,mean as dog sh1te
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    slogan ??

    Just relax ,we will fill your holes or cracks
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    Tommy walsh.

    Lol
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    Tommy walsh.

    Wouldn't mind a jump of charlie
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    Anyway I got the gig ,and bent the pair of them over lol
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    I did a job similar ,guy calls I went to meet him ,his boyfriend came home ,got chatting with the second guy ,camp as fook ,says he plays the flute in an orchestra for RTE,hmmmm,talk about innuendos
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    Twitter Anyone ?

    Followed Olican
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    Lol
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    Blocking up fireplace.

    What about it ,muppets
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    Lol," are you talking to me"
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    Blocking up fireplace.

    Lol, good enough
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    Blocking up fireplace.

    The Ryan fella wanted another bricky on the line with him to brick up the fireplace
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    Blocking up fireplace.

    Has anyone ever got barred?
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    Everyones thoughts on domestic work ??

    Ahh ,we all get a bit huffy now and then ,he'll be ok in the morning lol
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    G** secction..2 lets try again!

    Did you ever look at a guy Jurek ,and say ,hmmm ,he's a good looking guy?
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    Blocking up fireplace.

    Maybe there just black marks against them ,if you get let's say 10 ,you get barred or slagged off for a week
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