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    Priced up

    f**k that.
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    Priced up

    And what about his time going to get the materials, is that supposed to be free?
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    Shaun rider

    Thanks for the kind offer John but I've got loads to be getting on with. Clearing out our dining room later for a complete overhaul. New ceiling, strip and replaster walls and tile the floor. Not sure what I'll do this afternoon.
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    New member, new method

    I very, very much doubt that a lot of guys round your way call you anything other than weird. No offense.
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    Fury vs Wilder 2

    I predict that your daughter is going to have a considerably easier life than you me old mate.
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    Fury vs Wilder 2

    Don't worry mate he's wearing the appropriate heat and liquid spill PPE. Rest easy.
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    New member, new method

    And as we all know, quicker is always better; NOT!
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    Rats

    @algeeman you like this shite
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    Rats

    Terriers
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    Rats

    Simple to make.
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    Rats

    It's not so much about the poison you use, but where you place it. We had a rat problem in our thatched roof and I put out some rat bait stations. A couple of weeks later and the rat problem appeared to have gone. Oh how little did I realise that my problems had just begun. The rats had died...
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    New gadget

    I'm old and weak and haven't got long to go. But still piss all over you, you ginger c**t.
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    Death

    He tried to hang himself with some poxy tape, but it fell off and he bumped his head. Seeing things better today.
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    New member, new method

    Is that you Tom?
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    New member, new method

    I think someone has just spiked my beer with some of zombies magic dust.
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