Looking for a trainee plasterer

[Si@realityplastering]

I'm looking for a trainee
To start in roughly 4-8weeks
Be working along side me for strata homes plastering new houses, 10years+ work, must live around Barnsley area, you will need cscs card and public liability
Please send me a cv or good description of any experience you may have, I'm very picky, I don't entertain smokers or people who are constantly on there phones, this is a very good opportunity for someone who's willing to learn and graft , you will not be a labourer , you will be on the tools from day one, there's no loading out the houses either because iv already got loaders
Email me if you want to apply
Realityplastering@live.co.uk

 

[flynnyman]

What about an e-cig?

 

[Si@realityplastering]

I don't mind e-cig, its smoking outside for 10mins 20 times Aday

 

[Vincey]

I don't mind e-cig, its smoking outside for 10mins 20 times Aday

Only takes me 2 minutes to smoke mine 10 times a day

 

[flynnyman]

I don't mind e-cig, its smoking outside for 10mins 20 times Aday

What about a spliff? Just in the morning?

 

[beddy]

With Tony Wilson

 

[TonyM]

With Tony Wilson

The fishing bloke?

 

[beddy]

No thats mick brown

 

[TonyM]

Not J.R Hartley?

 

[Danny]

thought it was jon wilson

 

[jamesthefirst]

Only takes me 2 minutes to smoke mine 10 times a day

Working 5 days a week over 11 months is 4,400 minutes = 73 hours smoke break!
Although i do wank 5 times a day @ 30 seconds.

 

[TonyM]

thought it was jon wilson

I think you're correct

 

[TonyM]

Working 5 days a week over 11 months is 4,400 minutes = 73 hours smoke break!
Although i do wank 5 times a day @ 30 seconds.

I was just going to ask if it was ok to have danger wanks

 

[Fatarm]

If you have the cscs wankers card tony...you.can pretty much have any kind of wank,,anywhere?...
Some wanking needs a method statement and risk assessment....hot work permit etc....

 

[jamesthefirst]

10 years work eh? Imagine someone calling you and you say im a bit busy but can pencil it in for 2025 ! Give or take a week.

 

[Fatarm]

 

[Vincey]

10 years work eh? Imagine someone calling you and you say im a bit busy but can pencil it in for 2025 ! Give or take a week.

How can anyone have ten years work? but only need someone to start in 8 weeks time?

 

[TonyM]

How can anyone have ten years work? but only need someone to start in 8 weeks time?

Maybe they are going to Argentina on a fishing expedition for 8 weeks until the site is ready.

 

[jamesthefirst]

How can anyone have ten years work? but only need someone to start in 8 weeks time?

On the first day the lad asks how long we get off for xmas?!

 

[Nicm]

How can anyone have ten years work? but only need someone to start in 8 weeks time?

Ten years includes smoking time.

 

[Si@realityplastering]

How can anyone have ten years work? but only need someone to start in 8 weeks time?

30,000 + houses todo, but the first site does not start till November, 6 sites in total all in the Yorkshire area over a 10 year period

 

[Si@realityplastering]

30,000 + houses todo, but the first site does not start till November, 6 sites in total all in the Yorkshire area over a 10 year period

3000 sorry haha

 

[casplas]

ill have a smoke.

 

[casplas]

I actually time my sets through my cig breaks,i have done since i started, a long time ago

 

[Marshy]

Im a non smoker but like to drink strong lager while everybody else smokes is that allowed plus im 43

 

[aspotofbother]

I actually time my sets through my cig breaks,i have done since i started, a long time ago

Used to do that, was a nightmare when I gave up. Couldn't get my timings right for s**t!! [emoji2]

 

[casplas]

I keep trying to give up ,i am now between normal cigs and e-cigs , i can be a grouch though if i haven't had enough nicotine,although saying that i'm a miserable basteward most of the time ,i really need a reality check,or is it the aching body after a days graft ,who knows!!!

 

[Vincey]

3000 sorry haha

Sounds good for the right guy or girl who ends up working for you but can't help thinking if you had the right guy work wise you shouldn't give a poop if they smoke or not

 

[owls]

30,000 + houses todo, but the first site does not start till November, 6 sites in total all in the Yorkshire area over a 10 year period

ive heard of the carrot and stick job but thats a fishing rod and a gold bar.
im famliar with strata, youll be done by Christmas.

 

[owls]

so you've signed terms to complete 3000 houses, otherwise your just a subbie that they could get rid of after week one.

 

[s61]

Strata offered us as much work as we could handle dot dab and skim houses £3.65 a metre with doors and windows taken out we were straight there NOT

 

[Si@realityplastering]

Iv been with them 3 years already and I know how they run the sites, 2 weeks off at Christmas that's it, yes I'm a subbie but the main contractor is my good friend, and showed me all the paperwork

 

[beddy]

Not J.R Hartley?

No that's jam

 

[stiltwalker]

Never like to have my eggs all in one basket, people and friends can change very fast more so when money is involved

 

[bobspread]

I'm looking for a trainee
To start in roughly 4-8weeks
Be working along side me for strata homes plastering new houses, 10years+ work, must live around Barnsley area, you will need cscs card and public liability
Please send me a cv or good description of any experience you may have, I'm very picky, I don't entertain smokers or people who are constantly on there phones, this is a very good opportunity for someone who's willing to learn and graft , you will not be a labourer , you will be on the tools from day one, there's no loading out the houses either because iv already got loaders
Email me if you want to apply
Realityplastering@live.co.uk

Can you have a laugh and a joke!