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We have all been there, freezing cold, dark, your having a shite day and you cheese sandwich and crisps just don't make the grade.

What does everyone else take.

This time of year its loads of cuppa soups, pot noodles, mug shots and a jar of bovril and a big flask of hot water.
 
clampy takes a beef roast every day. yorkies. roast tattys. parsnip. carrots. stuffing. the works
 
i stopped at the cafe today on the way to work................dream, and the fella i was subbing off bought it for me aswell so thats a touch
 
This time of year calls for a flask of soup,a food flask is good too, tins of ravioli beans n sausages,:RpS_drool: relying on greasy spoon cafe's can be a bit of a gamble! Some of them are minging dirty shitholes:-0:RpS_mad:
 
Fatarm said:
relying on greasy spoon cafe's can be a bit of a gamble! Some of them are minging dirty shitholes:-0:RpS_mad:
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Your telling me!!!! I seem to pick em lately :-(
Bursting for the bog earlier troweling up ffs :RpS_crying:
 
i did one earlier and it actually looked like munched up sewage. i wish it smelt that nice though
 
Nisus said:
Your telling me!!!! I seem to pick em lately :-(
Bursting for the bog earlier troweling up ffs :RpS_crying:
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Lol, I've had a few bad ones myself mate, the greasy spoon gamble!!!... Not always the cleanest looking ones are best tho!! It the ones that look clean out in front, but you can't see the kitchen area at the back:-0:RpS_wub:
 
what do you lads do when it comes to having the shits in someones house. a favourite of mine is going into the bathroom with a bucket. filling it in the bath while taking a dump this does 2 things. gives you a reason to be in there and makes enough noise to cover the spladoosh of my **** hitting the pan faster than the speed of light
 
I buy packs of thai noodles (basically like supa-noodles but better quality) pour boiling water with into a food flask with anything (prawns, chicken, veg, leftovers) glug of sauce like sweet chilli, reggae reggae, bbq. much quicker than a sandwhich. hot, tasty and cheap..... just like the wife !:RpS_laugh:
 
beddy said:
what do you lads do when it comes to having the shits in someones house. a favourite of mine is going into the bathroom with a bucket. filling it in the bath while taking a dump this does 2 things. gives you a reason to be in there and makes enough noise to cover the spladoosh of my **** hitting the pan faster than the speed of light
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piss on the seat and the bog roll.....................:RpS_thumbsup:
 
are they the chicken. curry. beef, tomato or veg ones? about 33p? if its them then we keep them in the cupboard. much better than supernoodles
 
nice little thai shop in town sells them, loads of flavours. even cheaper than that I think beddy, me love them looong time
 
i think everyones done a **** in the back of their van. ive said before, its no coincidence a mixing bucket is perfect sitting height. bag in bucket. arse on bucket. **** in bag. piss in bag (cnt do a **** without a piss) wrap the bag up...under the floorboards
 
beddy said:
what do you lads do when it comes to having the shits in someones house. a favourite of mine is going into the bathroom with a bucket. filling it in the bath while taking a dump this does 2 things. gives you a reason to be in there and makes enough noise to cover the spladoosh of my **** hitting the pan faster than the speed of light
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Lol. I usually go twice before I leave home then once at work then again when I get home. (unless I've been to cafe or chippy) :RpS_crying:
At work it depends i usally just go whenever if it's a shitehole & I Just chuck bog roll down the bog to stop the big splash :RpS_biggrin:
Other times I wait for em to go out before a splash n dash :rolleyes)
Then there's the times the back of the van & a bag comes in handy :huh:
Ok back to the food question...er actually I'd rather talk about shits :)
 
i go before i get to work. once at work then when i get home. then one more in the evening. imagine how fat i would be if i didnt do all these shits
 
A big dollop in the morning, one (maybe two) during the day, if i dont get the daytime dollop I tend to get quite emotional
 
Nisus said:
Was that in the back of your transit mt?
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No it was in the persons garage, I just dashed in , bag in hand and dropped kecks and sharted it out. Bit wet thou so had to rip a bit off bag to wipe , popped it all in bag and wraped it down and popped it in skip and toddled back inside.... Nice
 
I remember helping a guy out on a job once, he had a massive turn out in the customers toilet then came back in the room to get a offcut of bead to break it upwith cos it wouldn't flush.
 
I actually keep a roll of black bin bags in the van for this very reason.


Used to use carrier bags from tesco but they got holes in the bottom now, so all the piss runs out when you lift it out the bucket.
 
Nice when your working near a chipper and you can get large chips/chicken & mushroom pie and a can of coke !!!! result
 
DuffMcKaganIsClass said:
No it was in the persons garage, I just dashed in , bag in hand and dropped kecks and sharted it out. Bit wet thou so had to rip a bit off bag to wipe , popped it all in bag and wraped it down and popped it in skip and toddled back inside.... Nice
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Hope that wasn't when you was filming for channel 5 mt?
 
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