Maybe it all went pete tong :RpS_unsure:
Fatarm might be........ dead :-0
lol not dead yet nisus, tho might be come Monday,he turned up on Monday morn keen as mustard, he must be about 6ft 3, ideal for ceilins. We just interrogated him on Monday, took the piss out of him bout everything really, love life, his mum, mates etc.cranked things up just a tad on Tuesday, he was helping sheet a ceilin and one of the boys whipped his trousers down when he was holding a sheet above his head, to reveal a lovely pair of White boxers with love hearts and kisses on, well you can imagin the fall out from that? F*****g pissin ourselves wot a red face he had tho, " my bird bought me them" funny as feck. Wednesday, went easy on him I think that was his nicknaming day,he's a big tall boy and he walks kinda stooped over, leans forward his head is about 6 inches in front of his feet if you know what I mean, so he is now known as photo finish lol, Thursday, nothin of note apart from usual banter,ribbin. He's quite up for it and said he expected worse, he knew of the bag of plaster above the head thing, power of you tube eh, then there was today, his phone ran out of battery so he left it in his bag in the van, one of the labs has the same phone so he swapped battery's and text raped it, one message to his bird askin if there was any chance of a threesome with him and his best mate, And one to his best mate asking if he would be interested in a threesome with him and his bird, and a text to his driving instructor cancelling his next lesson cause he can't handle his b.o and bad breath.deleted the texts, Swapped battery's back, and as he left today I said have a nice weekend, sorry for the long winded post but that is just the highlights, roll on monday:RpS_lol::RpS_thumbsup::RpS_biggrin: oh do you's guys think we've went easy on him???
No dry bummin or anything sexual things guys sorry, Always next week:RpS_biggrin: