Sunday wankers

[JessThePlasterer]

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Pmsl!!!! Fair play n good craic to ya!

Great impression of a cats arse too!

 

[Stevieo]

Somebody cum on your head

I never realised my grey bit went like that actually. I only generally get the see the front.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Looks like a f**k**g snail has crawled over his nugget! Lol

That’s what happens when you make it home as far as your garden path before passing out!

 

[Gavine The First]

Gavine 2

Damn it ! Their on to me !

 

[Cockney]

That’s what happens when you make it home as far as your garden path before passing out!

 

[Gavine The First]

I'll be sure to pass on your concerns.

You crack on pal ! Those bunch of sissys must be locked in thier own sad little closets's if thats their take on her ! Ffs thought I'd heard it all !

 

[ChrispyUK]

Go yerself ! I went out with a barmaid when I was 42, she was 21, I was the same age as her mum

Was she a fat potential lesbian?

 

[John j]

Was she a fat potential lesbian?

Fat hairy lesbian

 

[paulf]

Fat hairy lesbian

That's Gavine 2.

 

[Gavine The First]

Was she a fat potential lesbian?

Not in the slightest ! Good figure, not bad looking, just too young, I felt like I could be her dad ,not the best! After a while though ! I did like her .......... Ha Ho . How you doing fella ?

 

[tapit]

Done about 6 hrs of hacking of plaster and pulling ceilings down, house almost gutted.
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you want me to do you up a medal?

 

[Gavine The First]

That's Gavine 2.

Not yet, I do have a twin brother though, compleatly serious on this !

 

[Stevieo]

Was she a fat potential lesbian?

If they're not going out with you any more or won't, then they are fat lesbians and how could you not have seen?

 

[Gavine The First]

you want me to do you up a medal?

Does he f**k ! How are you doing ?

 

[Gavine The First]

If they're not going out with you any more or won't, then they are fat lesbians and how could you not have seen?

I get your irony, lost on most of these f**k**s though !

 

[ChrispyUK]

you want me to do you up a medal?

Gavine has spoken.

 

[tapit]

Does he f**k ! How are you doing ?

great as always G.

 

[Stevieo]

I get your irony, lost on most of these f**k**s though !

It's not irony. It's bitterness. Them fat lesbians no idea what they're missing.

 

[The Hobo]

Quite like a fat bird tbh, better than a skinny !

£10 u can take mine non returnable though

 

[Gavine The First]

Gavine has spoken.

Lost for words, second time today ! As my good pal would exclaim " s**t the bed ! "

 

[Gavine The First]

It's not irony. It's bitterness. Them fat lesbians no idea what they're missing.

Mate they've no turned lesbo, their just shaging someone else , sorry x

 

[Gavine The First]

£10 u can take mine non returnable though

Sale or return

 

[Stevieo]

Mate they've no turned lesbo, their just shaging someone else , sorry x

No. Listen to me. If they don't like me, then they are LESBIANS. It's a fact.

 

[The Hobo]

Sale or return

no bought as seen no returns

 

[John j]

Not yet, I do have a twin brother though, compleatly serious on this !

F*****g hell there 4 of em lol

 

[Gavine The First]

It's not irony. It's bitterness. Them fat lesbians no idea what they're missing.

I agree , but f**k it ! Live in the ( here and now ) If Iwas in your shoes I would concentrate on the girl with the normal armpits

 

[Gavine The First]

no bought as seen no returns

No thanks .

 

[The Hobo]

No thanks .

wise man

 

[Stevieo]

Mate they've no turned lesbo, their just shaging someone else , sorry x

One of them joined the police FFS. What more do you want.

Another married a homo. Well, he said he was straight but I could tell he was a homo.

Says it all.

 

[Gavine The First]

No. Listen to me. If they don't like me, then they are LESBIANS. It's a fact.

Oh ffs, you do know that we live in a universe ?

 

[tapit]

F*****g hell there 4 of em lol

thats funny, quote of the week.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

No. Listen to me. If they don't like me, then they are LESBIANS. It's a fact.

Well s**t me. Am I a lesbian?

 

[Gavine The First]

One of them joined the police FFS. What more do you want.

Another married a homo. Well, he said he was straight but I could tell he was a homo.

Says it all.

Ok, had a bad patch, fair enough !

 

[Stevieo]

Well s**t me. Am I a lesbian?

I expect so.

 

[John j]

Think wifes a lesbian