Sunday wankers

[TonyM]

How's that wheelie thing performing?

Got one I use under my big dab bucket. It’s not going to last long

 

[smoother09]

Got one I use under my big dab bucket. It’s not going to last long

Why are wheels not up 2 the job?

 

[John j]

On the home stretch to turkey then are we mate!

Yeah ready for it . This turks just kissed me cheek and said to come opening night and getting me a big bottle of brandy

 

[TonyM]

Why are wheels not up 2 the job?

Correct. The whole castor comes out of the deck.

 

[smoother09]

Correct. The whole castor comes out of the deck.

Thought as much that's why I didn't buy one lol.

 

[Brimstone]

Done a site visit/quote this morning, Off to finish some chimney liner/cowls now, got rained/washed off the roof on Friday, and need the ladders for Monday. Then invoices and paperwork this evening, fckn 7-day weeks now till Christmas.

 

[John j]

Done a site visit/quote this morning, Off to finish some chimney liner/cowls now, got rained/washed off the roof on Friday, and need the ladders for Monday. Then invoices and paperwork this evening, fckn 7-day weeks now till Christmas.

Enjoy ye Turkey more

 

[Stevieo]

Pah! This is me and Si!

‘You don’t know!!’

‘Know more than you!’

‘I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know!!’

‘You couldn’t make a cheese sandwich out of everything you know!!!’










The days just fly by

Had an argument with an ex years ago ...she told me with a straight face that she knows a lot about most things.

Stupid fat lesbian.

 

[John j]

@Cockney1 I.m home .ice cold lager and full English for tea yeeees

 

[Cockney]

@Cockney1 I.m home .ice cold lager and full English for tea yeeees

f**k me Where’s the roast mate?...........
She needs sacking!

 

[ChrispyUK]

Done about 6 hrs of hacking of plaster and pulling ceilings down, house almost gutted.
Was hoping to have Saturday on it, but ended up putting another day in on a bathroom job in doing.

 

[Gavine The First]

Had an argument with an ex years ago ...she told me with a straight face that she knows a lot about most things.

Stupid fat lesbian.

Did you turn her ?

 

[John j]

f**k me Where’s the roast mate?...........
She needs sacking!

She was gonna do one bit I not had a full english for ages and fancied one

 

[Stevieo]

Did you turn her ?

I only realised how fat she was and how she must be a lesbian when we split up.

 

[Gavine The First]

I only realised how fat she was and how she must be a lesbian when we split up.

Surely you must have noticed she was fat before the split ! She was obviously a lesbian though !

 

[Stevieo]

Surely you must have noticed she was fat before the split ! She was obviously a lesbian though !

Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.

 

[John j]

Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.

F.U.C.K.I.N.G. E.H.

 

[Cockney]

She was gonna do one bit I not had a full english for ages and fancied one

Fair play, bet you smashed it didn’t you! Lol.

 

[Gavine The First]

Well no. She wanted to shag me so I didn't notice.

As the relationship progressed And I liked her less, I noticed her fatness more.

When I suggested that I'd like her more if she ate less chips and went to the gym a bit, she got all girly on me and said I shouldn't call her fat.

Women eh?

Then we split up and I realised that she was also a lesbian.

How could she be a lesbian if she wanted to shag you ? You must have turned her !

 

[Stevieo]

How could she be a lesbian if she wanted to shag you ? You must have turned her !

We split up.

She's a lesbian alright.

Everyone I've ever been out with is a miserable fat lesbian except this one. I like this one. She's 25 and definitely not a lesbian.

 

[Gavine The First]

I only realised how fat she was and how she must be a lesbian when we split up.

Quite like a fat bird tbh, better than a skinny !

 

[Gavine The First]

We split up.

She's a lesbian alright.

Everyone I've ever been out with is a miserable fat lesbian except this one. I like this one. She's 25 and definitely not a lesbian.

How old are you mate ?

 

[ChrispyUK]

We split up.

She's a lesbian alright.

Everyone I've ever been out with is a miserable fat lesbian except this one. I like this one. She's 25 and definitely not a lesbian.

But is she fat?

 

[Stevieo]

Quite like a fat bird tbh, better than a skinny !

I don't care so long as they've got dick shaped fists.

 

[Stevieo]

How old are you mate ?

I'm only 44

 

[Gavine The First]

I'm only 44

Go yerself ! I went out with a barmaid when I was 42, she was 21, I was the same age as her mum

 

[Gavine The First]

I don't care so long as they've got dick shaped fists.

Really !!! To much info, even for the likes of me

 

[Stevieo]

Really !!! To much info, even for the likes of me

It's important to me....and none of your sausage fingers either. I need some very specific hands. @JessThePlasterer will tell you.

 

[Gavine The First]

It's important to me....and none of your sausage fingers either. I need some very specific hands. @JessThePlasterer will tell you.

Lost for words ! Tbh

 

[Stevieo]

But is she fat?

No

 

[Groove37]

No
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Is she on holiday in Afghanistan ffs the hotel looks horrendous

 

[Cockney]

No
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Got hairy armpits though! Ooh!

 

[Gavine The First]

No
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You have my full approval, well done there

 

[Stevieo]

You have my full approval, well done there

You should see what an ugly old cuntt I am. And I'm not even loaded.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

It's important to me....and none of your sausage fingers either. I need some very specific hands. @JessThePlasterer will tell you.

Girls in their mid twenties and less have no clue who they are or what they’re doing..... lucky you! Lol