work wanted

[mark1980]

hi im looking for any plastering work anywhere in the uk, im available anytime, for plastering dot n dab render etc

 

[PhilPlaster]

might wanna try apologizin to the guys you slated then the other day.
I dont know thought you were the best.?!? Now your askin for work!

 

[mark1980]

sorry guys

 

[nickelarse]

 

[flynnyman]

sorry guys

hahahahahahahahahahaha you mug where ya from?

 

[kirk johnstone]

sorry guys

hahahahahahahahahahaha you mug where ya from?

?

what difference dose it make were he is from?

 

[PhilPlaster]

A prize for the best punch line ! ;D

 

[flynnyman]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

 

[PhilPlaster]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

Oi I live in Widnes

 

[barryed]

Your not thick bruce your a drunk

 

[spunky]

could be from manchester he sounds like a right w.a.n.k.e.r.

 

[kirk johnstone]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

where are you from flynny?

 

[barryed]

Oh manchester,oh manchester, is full of s.h.i.t, if full of s.h.i.t, oh manchester is full of s.h.i.t!

 

[flynnyman]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

Oi I live in Widnes

next door but one to kirt?

 

[flynnyman]

Oh manchester,oh manchester, is full of s.h.i.t, if full of s.h.i.t, oh manchester is full of s.h.i.t!

well you messed that one up lol

 

[PhilPlaster]

Your not thick bruce your a drunk

If you were here Barry Id put down both of my drinks and be sick on you.

 

[PhilPlaster]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

Oi I live in Widnes

next door but one to kirt?

youre lookin for a bumming

 

[barryed]

I appologise bruce and I will send you a bottle of your favourite tipple due to my regret. Do you want the same paint stripper i sent you last time?

 

[PhilPlaster]

No my pallet has changed. Im on meths now my good man.
Any way sounds like a bit of jealousy over my new crystal decanters!

 

[barryed]

Thats true mate. You should fill them with blue w.k.d it would make you look dead classy when people come round

 

[PhilPlaster]

;D T**T

 

[PhilPlaster]

well if hes from widnes it all makes sense............................he is thick.

Oi I live in Widnes

next door but one to kirt?

Dont be a pr(ck all yer life