Looking a New phone

[Too much mortar mix]

Looking for a new phone that can scrape floors, fall in buckets of water, drive over and b treated like a c**t by a heavy handed c**t and still last lad's. Any advice always got Huawei phones but they hav stopped making em. Cheers.

 

[000]

@ blackberry

 

[essexandy]

Looking for a new phone that can scrape floors, fall in buckets of water, drive over and b treated like a c**t by a heavy handed c**t and still last lad's. Any advice always got Huawei phones but they hav stopped making em. Cheers.

You need a Nokia 1610.
Great phone. Even survived me running over it in an all terrain forklift.

 

[Too much mortar mix]

You need a Nokia 1610.
Great phone. Even survived me running over it in an all terrain forklift.

 

[essexandy]

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That's the ultra modern 3410 I think you'll find.
All jokes aside I find my Motorola g32 to be excellent.
Great battery life, seems to take the abuse of the working environment and, @John j the squeaky t**t will like this, they're cheap as chips.

 

[Too much mortar mix]

That's the ultra modern 3410 I think you'll find.
All jokes aside I find my Motorola g32 to be excellent.
Great battery life, seems to take the abuse of the working environment and, @John j the squeaky t**t will like this, they're cheap as chips.

Cheers Andy will look em up

 

[MIXERMAN]

My moto G7 plus has been great .still good 3years on

 

[essexandy]

My moto G7 plus has been great .still good 3years on

I had the G7 Power, that was a great phone. Battery used to last about three days.

 

[Casper]

iPhone 14 pro. Dust and water resistant.

 

[essexandy]

iPhone 14 pro. Dust and water resistant.

He just wants a new phone. He doesn't want to have to sell his kidney.

 

[Casper]

He just wants a new phone. He doesn't want to have to sell his kidney.

You still using 2 plastic cups connected with string?

 

[Cockney]

iPhone 14 pro. Dust and water resistant.

What’s your monthly payments?
Are you on a 5 year contract?

 

[Casper]

What’s your monthly payments?
Are you on a 5 year contract?

Got 3 of those in my household. 2 bought and paid for. 1 on 18 month contract. You? iPhone 5 lol

 

[Too much mortar mix]

iPhone 14 pro. Dust and water resistant.

Too expensive sir... Couldn't justify that for a phone. Less is more rather spend it on the family

 

[Cockney]

Got 3 of those in my household. 2 bought and paid for. 1 on 18 month contract. You? iPhone 5 lol

Ffs did you get one for the dog as well?

 

[Casper]

Ffs did you get one for the dog as well?

That’s no way to talk about your missus.

 

[Cockney]

That’s no way to talk about your missus.

Now come on admit it, your missus talks about me all the time.

 

[Casper]

Now come on admit it, your missus talks about me all the time.

You’re not wrong there.

 

[Spitandpolish]

You’re not wrong there.

Your boyfriend ?

 

[Spitandpolish]

You’re not wrong there.

 

[Gypsum_Conkers]

The Cat work phones are decent ... Waterproof... Built in gorilla glass and a battery that lasts 2 days

 

[000]

Back on internet @ I phone 12 pro max pacific blue ——- new re sealed @ £475 @ebay @discount code

 

[Casper]

Back on internet @ I phone 12 pro max pacific blue ——- new re sealed @ £475 @ebay @discount code

I never left the internet. New contract IPhone every year.


The end.

 

[Cockney]

I never left the internet. New contract IPhone every year.


The end.

Peasant!

 

[Casper]

Peasant!

Don’t ever confuse me with your self ya filthy peasant

 

[000]

I never left the internet. New contract IPhone every year.


The end.

@——sim] -/only

 

[Cockney]

Don’t ever confuse me with your self ya filthy peasant

Contract phone
Contract van
Contract y fronts
Contract old lady
Contract LIFE!!



#foreverindebtpeasant

 

[Casper]

Contract phone
Contract van
Contract y fronts
Contract old lady
Contract LIFE!!



#foreverindebtpeasant

You forgot my contract mixer. Dewalt cordless x2.

 

[Casper]

Contract phone
Contract van
Contract y fronts
Contract old lady
Contract LIFE!!



#foreverindebtpeasant

You silly boy.

At least I’m not in a contract with your old nagging Mrs.

 

[Cockney]

You silly boy.

At least I’m not in a contract with your old nagging Mrs.