Ive had violence on site
I used to work for a building company on Blackhorse Lane, Tottenham. Got sent to a house in London to sort out a lath & plaster ceiling that had a leak above it - Insurance wanted it all down, tacked & set. Customer said NO! He only wanted it patched (that's all it actually needed - he knew what he was on about). It was a beautiful house worth about £2mill. Off he went to work, I phoned the office to instruct them - "f##k him rip it down" they said (at £50 m2 from the Insurance, they always liked that option). Ripped down, cleared up and loaded about 15 plasterboards against the wall for the next day. Next morning the wife answered looking very pale (this doesn't look to rosy I thought), when we went into the room the bloke had blown a hole through the 15 plasterboadrs with his shotgun - the radiator behind the boards was peppered to f##k with gunshot.Ive had violence on site
Did she shout back "I'll tell him when he gets back home!"....lolWorst I've had were a couple who were still in bed when I got there!
They told me to make my own drinks and hadn't even emptied the room, then went back to bed! I shouted up the stairs "hey mom tell dad this is the last job I do for you!"
Your right - used to always get lost round there (pre sat nav days). Your obviously a spurs fan - the blokes at that firm used to make me laugh, half were spurs and half were arsenal...they'd go mad if they had to work together lolBlackhorse lane is walthamstow mate but thats mental
Where you from mateYour right - used to always get lost round there (pre sat nav days). Your obviously a spurs fan - the blokes at that firm used to make me laugh, half were spurs and half were arsenal...they'd go mad if they had to work together lol
f**k that chimps are strong you ever seen them wildlife programs when the two troops rip each other to bits and turn cannabilmy brother and myself were working at colchester zoo. we had finished the rendering to the orang house and the chimp house. the owner ask as if we would help him move the animals into their new cages. he said that he had not been in with the orangs for about 3 years but he thought they would be ok. we laid a paper trail and the big male screwed up the paper trail and got into the wooden box we carried him into the new enclosure. the owner held out his hand and the female took his hand and he walked him into the new enclosure.
while the owner and myself were clearing up ,my brother had entered the chimp house on his own. he held out a handful of peanuts for the big male chimp, the chimp roared over swinging on his tyre and drew my brother one off. he came back to were we were working ,blood everywhere, he said that he saw how easy it was to move the orange that he thought he would be able to move the chimps on his own!
f**k that chimps are strong you ever seen them wildlife programs when the two troops rip each other to bits and turn cannabil
Shitholewe have done a lot of ewi on council houses and blocks of flats in E17.
East 17 - remember the group in the 90's? That lead singer was an apprentice plumber at the building company before he made it I'm surewe have done a lot of ewi on council houses and blocks of flats in E17.
I had my windows on the back of the tranny removed and my buckets pinched...who the f##k nicks dirty buckets - probably some junkie spreadTower Hamlets - now that's a shithole
East 17 - remember the group in the 90's? That lead singer was an apprentice plumber at the building company before he made it I'm sure
Alright,alright everyone's gonna be alright - that was the lyrics to one of their songs, didn't he then get run over by a car??i walked into the town to the bank to pickup the mens wages, we still pay out in cash, and E17 group were opening a record shop, kids every where.
Yep, car he was driving....Alright,alright everyone's gonna be alright - that was the lyrics to one of their songs, didn't he then get run over by a car??
Yep, car he was driving....
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WTF - his own car ran over him...while he drove it?Yep, car he was driving....
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https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4597607.stmWTF - his own car ran over him...while he drove it?
I'd have drank their drinks cabinet dry and gone upstairs for some spit roasting? ??Worst I've had were a couple who were still in bed when I got there!
They told me to make my own drinks and hadn't even emptied the room, then went back to bed! I shouted up the stairs "hey mom tell dad this is the last job I do for you!"
Any primate would do you serious harm if your not carefulf**k that chimps are strong you ever seen them wildlife programs when the two troops rip each other to bits and turn cannabil
Hmm...soft as s**t? No one wants to go near s**t, so does that mean it's actually hardBeen lucky enough to avoid and serious confrontation which is just as well cos I'm soft as sh1t
Hmm...soft as s**t? No one wants to go near s**t, so does that mean it's actually hard
Been lucky enough to avoid and serious confrontation which is just as well cos I'm soft as sh1t
I'd have drank their drinks cabinet dry and gone upstairs for some spit roasting? ??
When I was an apprentice one of the first jobs I was allowed to do by my self was a kitchen ceiling. My boss left me and I went like f**k on it. Nice little job, nice little wedge for the day.
Anyway next day my boss gets a call to say the whole f**k**g lot came crashing down, I forgot to (PVA) and just bonded it and skimmed. The worst of it all that night when it crashed down the bloke was having a Birthday party. The cake was on the table, sausage rolls, drinks, Prezzies, the lot. And the ceiling came down all over it.
I got a right f**k**g bollocking.