Hello. Help!

[CompleteNumpty23]

Hi, as my user name suggests, I have no idea about anything. Please be kind. You can laugh at me, be sarky, or even ignore me, but I do genuinely need your advice. Ta.

 

[Stewie03]

please proceed

 

[Monkey Boy]

 

[Groove37]

Waiting

 

[Dubois]

Numpty doesn't even know how to ask a question properly.

 

[Cockney]

Hi, as my user name suggests, I have no idea about anything. Please be kind. You can laugh at me, be sarky, or even ignore me, but I do genuinely need your advice. Ta.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Welcome brother

 

[Monkey Boy]

 

[Cockney]

 

[essexandy]

You're just gagging to help a diyer aren't you? Lol

 

[Cockney]

You're just gagging to help a diyer aren't you? Lol

Absolutely!
I need to up my numbers on the monthly memberships I’ve got running mate.

 

[essexandy]

Absolutely!
I need to up my numbers on the monthly memberships I’ve got running mate.

What up to one?

 

[Cockney]

What up to one thousand?

 

[essexandy]

You've cheered Arsenal on more times than you've helped a diyer.