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Hate tiling

Discussion in 'Tiling Discussions' started by Tinytom, Oct 23, 2017.

  1. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    Anyone else agree to tiling then remember how shite it is when you start? Look at this iv got to get over.
    She wants it over tiling, dot and dab not an option as the room is so small so I’m stuck trying to make the best of a bad job
    I’ll post pics when done
     

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  2. gps

    gps Private Member

    The other tiler got it over it with no issues lol
     
  3. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    It’s got diy job written all over it this 1
     
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  4. gps

    gps Private Member

    Is that before or after pmsl
     
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  5. choppa

    choppa Active Member

    Smash the tiles off and get a plasterer in.
     
  6. Stevieo

    Stevieo Active Member

    Or get a para to do it.

    What could possibly go wrong?
     
  7. raggles

    raggles Private Member

    If it was easy none of us would have jobs! So shake it off and step up !











    As some old annoying Fokker used to say to me years ago.
     
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  8. Stevieo

    Stevieo Active Member


    I have to remind myself of that in my other work. I bang my head against the wall on a daily basis. Same problem, different people.

    Every fcuking day.

    So occasionally, I do have to give my head a wobble and remind myself that it's what I do for a living. The difference between me and an amateur or someone who's fallen by the wayside is that I can resolve these problems and they can't.

    There's no such thing as free money.
     
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  9. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    I am a plasterer, that’s why I wonder why I agree to jobs like these lol.
    It’s all tiled now grout up tomorrow, I’ll post a few pics managed to get over the majority, I had to run a vertical joint over the door though it was over 2 inches out
     
  10. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    Maybe both who knows
     
  11. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    If all else fails I’m off to join the foreign legion. Came out the army in 2009 and I miss it more each year
     
  12. Stevieo

    Stevieo Active Member

    As they say, buddy... You'll never be a civilian again. Ex squaddie it is.

    I miss it too.


    But if your customer complains, then just tell them that you were an NCO in the Parachute Regiment and show them the wings that you no doubt have tattooed on your arm, and they'll be so amazed that they'll pay up anyway.

    I once heard a furious man complaining at McDonalds.... 'I AM A SENIOR NCO IN THE PARACHUTE REGIMENT', shouted the man, waving his scoff box at the donk behind the counter. 'HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!'

    I don't know if he got his dispute resolved or not. I'd died laughing by then.
     
  13. JessThePlasterer

    JessThePlasterer Well-Known Member

    I went to a family day years ago at st Athens and there were some white haired old boys there. They had me feeling there flexing pectorals ( which were pretty impressive for 80 years old) then they all got s**t faced, broke into the gym and had a boxing match between themselves I heard after :LOL:
     
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  14. Danny

    Danny TPF OWNER

    never done any tiling.... always paid a failed plast.... I mean tiler to do mine :D
     
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  15. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    Lol sounds about right, the customer won’t complain she was well aware of the difficulties of this job she’s been in this afternoon and she’s chuffed with it, it’ll look totally different grouted up tomorrow.
     
  16. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    I was based at st athan, take it you mean South Wales? We got banned from the local village called langtwit major or something like that because someone punched a pregnant woman lol
     
  17. JessThePlasterer

    JessThePlasterer Well-Known Member

    Yeah South Wales. That doesn't surprise me, bunch of nutters the paras!
     
  18. Stevieo

    Stevieo Active Member

    And you don't even know what goes on at 3 Para Mortars.
     
  19. JessThePlasterer

    JessThePlasterer Well-Known Member

    Aren't they the ones who appreciate a bar of soap in the shower?
     
  20. Tinytom

    Tinytom Active Member

    In my first week someone brought a transvestite back from Cardiff and taped him to a chair then the whole platoon had a go
     
  21. Dropsalot

    Dropsalot Private Member

    I’m surprised his clothes and wig and such would fit everyone in a platoon! Who knew?
     

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