Farmers.

[MIXERMAN]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting sbr on them. Do you think that would help.

 

[essexandy]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting sbr on them. Do you think that would help.

Definitely not!
This is definitely a job for a decent quality pre-grit.
Go belt and braces and use Rendagrip.

 

[Cockney]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting sbr on them. Do you think that would help.

@Casper

 

[Sitemonkey]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting sbr on them. Do you think that would help.

No you want some grit sand pal that'll cure em

 

[Smudger1]

Ask the farmer to shove a red hot poker up them ! It'll take your mind of it .

 

[hollybank]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting sbr on them. Do you think that would help.

@BigBruvOfEnglandUK

 

[BigBruvOfEnglandUK]

My hemeroids are playing up again. I was thinking of putting a cucumber up my arse. Do you think that would help.

Definitely, m8. *boner