A bloke goes into the doctors, doctors asks "what's the problem"....matey says "me cocks gone orange"....
Blimey says doc after taking a look....he's puzzled and asks a few questions, says "what do you do for a living".....bloke says "nothing now, took early retirement".... Doc says "good for you, but how do you fill your time?"........ Bloke says "spend most days watching porn and eating wotsits"!!
Blimey says doc after taking a look....he's puzzled and asks a few questions, says "what do you do for a living".....bloke says "nothing now, took early retirement".... Doc says "good for you, but how do you fill your time?"........ Bloke says "spend most days watching porn and eating wotsits"!!