any 1 need a hand

[scott]

any1 in co.durham newcastle area need a hand cos am on ze bones of me arse at the min cant find work anywere and wor lass burned me foookin eardrums out with her persistant whining

 

[bigsegs]

remind me never to shack up with a geordie bird  ;D
managed to bag meself an essex bird, all they want is bloody s*x....quite relaxin goin to work

 

[nicksey1401]

bristol birds are great huge titties, i must of got a buy one get one free my missus has got a huge arse aswell .......... please god don't let her read this :-*

 

[weller]

she dont need to read it mate. Ive just emailed her  

I personally think its a lovely ass ;D

 

[nicksey1401]

i bet that new 50" lcd comp screen cost a few quid??

 

[dpbeds]

Think scouse birds must originate from Essex!
I'm knackered, and sore! She came in from nights at 7am this morning and abused me.
I feel violated!!!!
Ain't life hell ;D

 

[church]

lol essex birds gotta laugh cant even hide it can they..... countdown started......