Win An OX Trowel

[theclemo]

On Instagram Danny has even teased with a photo of loads of key rings pint glasses and mugs it's like a carrot to us mere contributors to this forum I'm hoping when Danny sees this he sees the light and does right thing

Am going to have to give you the heads up. U have a battle. Do you not know his own mum had to pay an other plasterer to do her ceiling because @Danny was too expensive.

 

[Pagey]

Can you please let him know I feel used. While he sits in tpf towers while I work 3 days a week killing myself telling men what to do

I have my notes prepared Clemo don't you worry the silence is deafening I'm actually holding out he is in a flap and didn't expect this tonight and is seeing what he got in stock feel free to direct your worries and what you think u deserve at Danny I'm just trying to speak for the people I made a private member and what did I get? Not a bean well enough is enough we have rights you know

 

[theclemo]

I like this thread

 

[Simon85]

f**k off that's brilliant

 

[Pagey]

Am going to have to give you the heads up. U have a battle. Do you not know his own mum had to pay an other plasterer to do her ceiling because @Danny was too expensive.

I'd rather have the other plasterer than that rough c**t in my house

 

[theclemo]

@Pagey for chief negotiator

 

[Pagey]

I like this thread

This is what 8 cans of beer do to you,it's funny but I've let myself go but feel I need to get this off my breasts er er I mean chest

 

[theclemo]

I'd rather have the other plasterer than that rough c**t in my house

U sound like his mum

 

[Simon85]

U sound like his mum

Brilliant

 

[Pagey]

U sound like his mum

I'm fuckimg crying here your on a new level with being a funny cont

 

[aspotofbother]

U sound like his mum

Ha ha! Ffs...

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[theclemo]

I swear danny the boys made me say it. I'll tell you who if I get a glass

 

[Pagey]

This is why I come on here (note to Danny it's serious)

 

[Simon85]

Aye @clemo had a go join the gym, walking back n forward to spot boards and pushing stuff up walls just wasn't doin enough to keep me fit lol

 

[Pagey]

I won't let this rest pissed or not I want answers @Danny

 

[aspotofbother]

Tbf. I've been using this to keep me up during a proper s**t film... Bone Tomahawk. I'll never get the time back. Which incidentally is much like @clemo and the pint glass....

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[theclemo]

Aye @clemo had a go join the gym, walking back n forward to spot boards and pushing stuff up walls just wasn't doin enough to keep me fit

Save yourself money and quit the gym and become a painter

 

[aspotofbother]

Well this thread and the bottle of wine I've consumed...

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[Simon85]

Well this thread and the bottle of wine I've consumed...

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

I've got that s**t at drinking the bottle of wine would probably have out me to sleep lol

 

[theclemo]

Am sitting here drinking a can laughing at the phone the wife just went to bed. So it will be a while before see go's to sleep be4 I can tackle her

 

[Simon85]

GHB mate lol

 

[theclemo]

The plasterersforum union we have rights go go go @Pagey push it to the man boy

 

[Simon85]

I won't let this rest pissed or not I want answers @Danny

Surely if he's Gettin email alerts his phone must be going mental lol

 

[theclemo]

GHB mate lol

GHB ??? In my defence I can't spell

 

[Pagey]

Surely if he's Gettin email alerts his phone must be going mental lol

I'm hoping he sees sense

 

[Simon85]

Get her bucked lol

 

[Pagey]

The plasterersforum union we have rights go go go @Pagey push it to the man boy

I think it's all we deserve @Danny can you confirm your position on this

 

[theclemo]

Get her bucked lol

Don't worry it will be over in 3sec in and out b4 she knows it. She will think she sneezed

 

[Pagey]

Am sitting here drinking a can laughing at the phone the wife just went to bed. So it will be a while before see go's to sleep be4 I can tackle her

I've got to stage where I have to creep into the bedroom its like the crystal maze at times

 

[Simon85]

Don't worry it will be over in 3sec in and out b4 she knows it. She will think she sneezed[/QUOTE
Lmfao actually got tears from laughing. Still laughing away to myself as in writing this

 

[Simon85]

I've got to stage where I have to creep into the bedroom its like the crystal maze at times

Mines is like the Crypton factor, she had her work do the night, so looks like a tornado ripped through the room

 

[Pagey]

f**k sake been kicked into my boys room he ain't here this weekend so here I am in a single bed debating if I should put porn on but gotta be lively with the sound button

 

[Simon85]

Headphones lol

 

[Simon85]

F*****g next doors dogs go in off on one again.(that's them inside too this time) Do my nut in. Contemplated hopping fence before to kick them around there garden but I'm sure that would be considered un-neighbourly

 

[theclemo]

f**k sake been kicked into my boys room he ain't here this weekend so here I am in a single bed debating if I should put porn on but gotta be lively with the sound button

Put the porn on make sure she can here u watching it. Let her know she not the only women in the house.. it's so much easier telling someone else what I want to do lol