What Are you Doing Today?

[paulf]

Easier than dealing with a woman going through menopause

So you've met smoother09.

 

[Casper]

You need to eat healthier man
Selecting the best all the time is in totality the worst

I do mate. I just can’t do that keto s**t you do.

 

[Monkey Boy]

I do mate. I just can’t do that keto s**t you do.

They was a flash in the pan for a week or two
Bhudda bowls now for a month at least

 

[paulf]

They was a flash in the pan for a week or two
Bhudda bowls now for a month at least
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Casperesque

 

[Casper]

Excuse me……Buddha bowls?

 

[paulf]

Excuse me……Buddha bowls?

Sounds like something @bof smoked when he was teenager.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Sounds like something @bof smoked when he was teenager.

Who told you Bof was ever a teenager?

 

[Monkey Boy]

Excuse me……Buddha bowls?

Well I just googled it
Turns out it’s a vegetarian thing but ours has animal protein whacked on top
Anyway game changer for me and my shits

 

[algeeman]

Who told you Bof was ever a teenager?

@bof will never grow up either

 

[Deleted member 32554]

@bof will never grow up either

Bring on the dementia before life gets serious

 

[algeeman]

Bring on the dementia before life gets serious

life was never serious mate

 

[smoother09]

Wanking into socks part deux

 

[TonyM]

Big fat beef roast and apple & blackberry crumble.

 

[Casper]

Big fat beef roast and apple & blackberry crumble.

YUM!!

 

[TonyM]

f**k**g cables and sprinkler hoses

 

[Smooth criminal]

Well thats me out for six weeks

 

[Casper]

s**t luck mate.

 

[smoother09]

I had a terrible morning I've felt lack lustre and soleles all day, this morning I went through my usual routine up dog out breakfast coffee and set out to work! I was driving along about 6.45am down the back lanes to work and from nowhere I mean nowhere!! My arsehole wanted to explode I went drip white sweating the lot! I had no time to get anywhere or even anything. I pulled over immediately went to the hedgerow dropped my trousers and my asshole erupted with a piss like dihoria the relief was outta this world! I finished removed my t-shirt and tidied myself up. Got back in the van had a moment of reflection and carried on to work!
It's been a strange old day!

 

[Casper]

s**t happens. Lol.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

I had a terrible morning I've felt lack lustre and soleles all day, this morning I went through my usual routine up dog out breakfast coffee and set out to work! I was driving along about 6.45am down the back lanes to work and from nowhere I mean nowhere!! My arsehole wanted to explode I went drip white sweating the lot! I had no time to get anywhere or even anything. I pulled over immediately went to the hedgerow dropped my trousers and my asshole erupted with a piss like dihoria the relief was outta this world! I finished removed my t-shirt and tidied myself up. Got back in the van had a moment of reflection and carried on to work!
It's been a strange old day!

Maybe time to give up the vindaloo Pot Noodles?

 

[smoother09]

s**t happens. Lol.

I'm just glad it was early and there wasn't any other motorists around because that was happening whether I liked it or not it would of made a hell of a mess in my pants! It broke a little piece of me mentally I think haven’t stop thinking about it all day

 

[smoother09]

Maybe time to give up the vindaloo Pot Noodles?

I had scallops and prawns yesterday I was up there with casper for a brief moment in time

 

[hollybank]

I had scallops and prawns yesterday I was up there with casper for a brief moment in time

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[MakeItSmooth]

I had scallops and prawns yesterday I was up there with casper for a brief moment in time

Seems you lasted 2 hrs and 45 minutes longer than him, though

 

[Casper]

I'm just glad it was early and there wasn't any other motorists around because that was happening whether I liked it or not it would of made a hell of a mess in my pants! It broke a little piece of me mentally I think haven’t stop thinking about it all day

Could be your gut changing. Happens as you get older. IBS ain’t no joke. I’ve had to run through crowded streets in the city to find a bog.

 

[Casper]

Anything to do with eggs is like f**k**g kryptonite to my gut. That’s one of the reasons I need a sportvan. So I can always get to a bog quickly

 

[smoother09]

Just gonna watch a film and hug the dog feel like a victim tonight!

 

[Monkey Boy]

Just gonna watch a film and hug the dog feel like a victim tonight!

 

[smoother09]

Anything to do with eggs is like f**k**g kryptonite to my gut. That’s one of the reasons I need a sportvan. So I can always get to a bog quickly

Oh do you have a sportsvan I didn't realise!

 

[MakeItSmooth]

Wrong thread - should be in this one....

https://www.plasterersforum.com/threads/embarrassing.84753/

 

[Stewie03]

Could be your gut changing. Happens as you get older. IBS ain’t no joke. I’ve had to run through crowded streets in the city to find a bog.

That's what Iceland lasagne does to ya

 

[Casper]

That's what Iceland lasagne does to ya

Thankfully my mum never went.

 

[Casper]

Just gonna watch a film and hug the dog feel like a victim tonight!

Reminds me of Culture clubs song. Victims. Lol

 

[Monkey Boy]

Thankfully my mum never went.

We used to get these Turkey burgers from Iceland with cheese in the middle
Loved ‘em

 

[Casper]

We used to get these Turkey burgers from Iceland with cheese in the middle
Loved ‘em

20 for £1