The real truth about me

#1
I'm a skimmer.
Never floated a wall.
End of story. That's why I ask loads of questions. My job was to get in newly boarded properties or basically skim walls ready to be skimmed after paper had been taken off etc. Did patching, fire places etc, kitchen bathroom ripouts. That's why I ask many questions. I'm basically a f**k**g skimmer. Don't hate me.
 

Groove37

Well-Known Member
#7
M***m*n you’ve gone from a fully qualified all singing all dancing spread to just a “skimmer” so what’s next weeks story??? Just a labourer who can do last trowel?? Someone who strips paper and preps for a plasterer??? The possibilities are endless I can’t wait
 

choppa

Well-Known Member
#9
I'm a skimmer.
Never floated a wall.
End of story. That's why I ask loads of questions. My job was to get in newly boarded properties or basically skim walls ready to be skimmed after paper had been taken off etc. Did patching, fire places etc, kitchen bathroom ripouts. That's why I ask many questions. I'm basically a f**k**g skimmer. Don't hate me.
That new avatar picture is giving me a right rock on
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#12
I'm a skimmer.
Never floated a wall.
End of story. That's why I ask loads of questions. My job was to get in newly boarded properties or basically skim walls ready to be skimmed after paper had been taken off etc. Did patching, fire places etc, kitchen bathroom ripouts. That's why I ask many questions. I'm basically a f**k**g skimmer. Don't hate me.
What the actual fcuk goes on in your head?

Do you know it's menkle health awareness week?
 

JessThePlasterer

Queen Jess Elizabeth I
#13
What the actual fcuk goes on in your head?

Do you know it's menkle health awareness week?
You’re confusing the important mental health awareness week with ‘make believe awareness week’ which is next week. I’m prepping my unicorns for the event! :sisi:
 
#15
M***m*n you’ve gone from a fully qualified all singing all dancing spread to just a “skimmer” so what’s next weeks story??? Just a labourer who can do last trowel?? Someone who strips paper and preps for a plasterer??? The possibilities are endless I can’t wait
I know. Nightmare.

Never claimed to be a fully all singing dancing plasterer. Check your facts dude. Read again.. Cheers
 

Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#18
I know. Nightmare.

Never claimed to be a fully all singing dancing plasterer. Check your facts dude. Read again.. Cheers
Y'better appreciate this, you ginger cnut. It's taken me nearly my whole lunch break.

And as for everyone saying things about me not being a plasterer, you've no f**k**g idea.. Just cos I'm not doing it at this moment doesn't mean I'm not one. I completed my apprenticeship and got my advanced plastering which is probably which most of you don't even have and I'm a damn good plasterer. When I get back ill resort to showing you my work. Something I'm not quite able to do now
When I mix plaster I don;'t let it sit or anything. Just mix it. Never had a problem and I'm the best plasterer in the world.

Cheers @Lodan
Get found out how? I'm a lovely guy with good crack and I'm a damn good plasterer. Just cos I ask information about something doesn;t mean I don't know anything.
You just have an obssession with answering in a cunty way everytime I write something on here. Do me a favour and just don't bother anymore right. You're a pretentious butter brand who thinks he's higher and mightier than everyone on here.

I appreciate the time you took and the help you gave and no doubt I'll make use of it somewhere along the line.
Hi guys, I'm Colin from Scotland. Currently living in Poland working as an English teacher would you believe (I'm a time-served, experienced plasterer haha)

Reason for post and signing up in general is I've decided to come back to the UK next year to try and start up on my own. I wonder if you guys know of any areas in the UK somehow short of plasterers and maybe offer advice on how easy it is to start up on your own? I know how to get my name out there - I'm a good plasterer for a start and I'm great with social media as a ways and emans of advertising. I'd obviously make my own cards etc, pu ads in the papers and directories too.

Any advice you can offer would be great.! Nice to meet you all!
Everything's well guys. Said my sorrys. We move on. I'm a f**k**g plasterer hahaha

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paulf

Well-Known Member
#25
You've got your advanced C&G but You've never floated a wall......mmmm
 
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Stevieo

Royal Spin Doctor
#29
I'm a skimmer.
Never floated a wall.
End of story. That's why I ask loads of questions. My job was to get in newly boarded properties or basically skim walls ready to be skimmed after paper had been taken off etc. Did patching, fire places etc, kitchen bathroom ripouts. That's why I ask many questions. I'm basically a f**k**g skimmer. Don't hate me.
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#31
You laboured for a spread for 6 month and your god complex kicked in and you thought “I can do this s**t on my own”

You setup as ‘cracking plastering’ Jesus, what a name. To up your own arse to see the tragedy. It’s like a viagra company calling them self Semi.

You failed your plastering endeavour and f**k*d off to Poland to hire a girlfriend.

Just Man up and admit it.
 

imago

Private Member
#34
Well how else has he managed it. He fell of the ugly tree and went UP
Yeah, but still. I thought you had to go all the way to Thailand for the full 'Mackadang Ding Dong' experience. I had no idea you could have a budget city break and get sorted. (y)
 
#35
Yeah, but still. I thought you had to go all the way to Thailand for the full 'Mackadang Ding Dong' experience. I had no idea you could have a budget city break and get sorted. (y)
lol mate there’s places in Birmingham





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