@the apprentice

[essexandy]

17 years your junior? Something not right there

She has 'issues'.

 

[Stevieo]

17 years your junior? Something not right there

It's quite right I assure you.

 

[hollybank]

She has 'issues'.

Must have living with him

 

[Casper]

It's quite right I assure you.

Barely legal

 

[Stevieo]

Barely legal

Not really. I'm ancient. 45 minus 17 doesn't equal barely legal

 

[Casper]

What’s her angle? Let’s look at the facts here. You have a habit, no furniture, no mates, a free dog, and she lives across the water. You’re sending her money to be your bird.

 

[Stevieo]

What’s her angle? Let’s look at the facts here. You have a habit, no furniture, no mates, a free dog, and she lives across the water. You’re sending her money to be your bird.

I wonder that myself sometimes.

She's not even fat.

I presume it's my exquisite taste, my outstanding sense of humour, my cheery disposition and my easy charm that she went for.

 

[Stevieo]

And the fact that I can cook, have a manly way with dogs and I'm just generally a top banana.

 

[Casper]

Nothing like honouring yourself eh? Where is she tonight? At her other boyfriends house?

 

[Casper]

You’re right. Your humour is outstanding

 

[Casper]

Can you not get a nice Irish bird with 5 kids?

 

[Stevieo]

You’re right. Your humour is outstanding

Sos my cooking and my impeccable taste and easy charm on a night out in the smoke.

 

[Stevieo]

Can you not get a nice Irish bird with 5 kids?

No. I don't like Irish women. God knows but they chase me enough. Nor do I like women my own age.

 

[John j]

Let's have a bit of fun with him

Big orders and no shows and all that.

Genius

 

[Stevieo]

Can you not get a nice Irish bird with 5 kids?

Here

Ill do you a favour.

Have a wash, get a bit of style about yourself and take your Mrs here.

dishoom restaurant glasgow - Google Search

www.google.com

Then book an excursion. To the Highlands on the Caledonian sleeper.

Then on down to Manchester to stop here.

Drinks here

And here

Eat here

Add in how charming I am and the fact that I'm a war hero bejewelled with medals then you'll see that the overall effect is like dating James Bond.

Up here for thinking.

 

[essexandy]

Must have living with him

I can't believe a f**k**g deg would live with him never mind a sane member of the human race.

 

[Casper]

And all that from your bedsit. That is impressive

 

[Stevieo]

And all that from your bedsit. That is impressive

Well you did ask.

 

[Kinkyboy]

Talented Mr ripley

 

[Stevieo]

Talented Mr ripley

It's easy to be talented when you've got 6 weeks worth of date money to spend on one city break matey.

Up here for thinking

 

[Groove37]

She’s f**k**g elsewhere

 

[Casper]

MOT

 

[Kinkyboy]

It's easy to be talented when you've got 6 weeks worth of date money to spend on one city break matey.

Up here for thinking

Never needed talent,I'm hung like a donkey and that's always got me far in life and pretty much let me choose who I want

 

[Groove37]

Never needed talent,I'm hung like a donkey and that's always got me far in life and pretty much let me choose who I want

Whatever you weapon

 

[Kinkyboy]

Whatever you weapon

I've got a weapon in my pants

 

[Kinkyboy]

Whatever you weapon

9 inches and that's sat idle

 

[superspread]

17 years your junior? Something not right there

It’s amazing what you can buy on the internet nowadays

 

[Groove37]

9 inches and that's sat idle

 

[Casper]

That’s your trowel you’re talking about

 

[smoother09]

9 inches and that's sat idle

 

[John j]

9 inches and that's sat idle

My mate was same. Allways fetched it in to.conversations . Split with wife now as she was f**k**g about

 

[Powell512]

He got a bit upset lads

 

[Groove37]

He got a bit upset lads

What a w**k*r go and do the prick for slagging your mrs off

 

[Powell512]

What a w**k*r go and do the prick for slagging your mrs off

He's just upset nobody will buy his multi she hasn't sold Avon for like 2 years so he's gone through her whole page for whatever reason. Thin skinned

 

[Stewie03]

He's just upset nobody will buy his multi she hasn't sold Avon for like 2 years so he's gone through her whole page for whatever reason. Thin skinned

The guy is a dickhead mate goes on about your missus being skint and he has to sell bags of plaster at extortionate rates to make some skrilla I think it's that massive donkey dick who's the skint one