in no particular order here is just a few perks of doing this kind of work, arrived at one job at 8.20 am could not gain access as the woman had collapsed drinking carlsberg special brew behind the front door and yes you read that right 8.20am, dog /cat muck trod into the carpet, one job there was big dollops of spit running down the windows where of course they had been having a spitting contest inside as you do, unwashed dishes stained with muck/rotten food etc lying there for weeks, on occasions as soon as they had there new kitchens /tiles/boiler etc all installed few days later it was all ripped out, one job the electrician was taking photos of the house to show his girlfreind as she did not believe me, and on and on and on, but my own personal favourite was a house where there was human crap just lying on the bedroom carpet and the woman tells me she has met jesus said he just looks like he does in his pictures and the bungalows where the angels live, just packed my gear up and walked out. happy days