Down the lane, across the field, turn right, up the path, over the fence, turn left, then through the gate, over the road, down the alley, turn right, keep going, turn left through the graveyard, mind the step, turn right, up the hill, down the hill, keep going for about 2 miles, over the bridge to your left, through the forest, cross the road, over the stepping stones(be careful), through another field, under a barbed wire fence, run past the bull, jump the brook, over the grass down to a road turn right, then 3rd left 2nd right & at the end of that road I think there's an off licence!